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Episode 604: Who Shotspeare'd Princes Wendy?
August 22nd, 2019 for free piff tickets for 10/13 Berating or Celebration. Matt and Heidi have the best drunk Shakespeare show in the history of mankind. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd
Episode 603: Deep Fried Owl On A Stick
August 19th, 2019 and vegas' only true breakdown of Paula Abdul's show.
Episode 601: Dice Man Cometh
August 12th, 2019
Night Attack's Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young in Studio
Episode 600: Uber Uni-Tine!
August 8th, 2019
We made it to episode 600! We definitely have a special podcast in store because we definitely remembered it was episode 600. We didn't blow it and just do a regular old episode of our show. For sure.
Episode 599: My Butt Is Like A Dog's Mouth
August 5th, 2019
Paul has a hard time sleeping. Mike from Atlanta talks puppets and magic. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 598: Bread Bug Lid
August 1st, 2019
Lobster Quesadilla and a Fruit Plate, 2 bits! Podcast recomendation break down and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 597: Late Night Super Satan Episode
July 31st, 2019
Tiger Snake takes the boys in all kinds of directions and leaves Matt feeling weird. Enjoy! There will be no mid roll advertisements in this episode as it is paid for by backers of our patreon page. 797 people are currently helping our show and our community and we are so grateful for it.
Episode 596: Very Small Lobsters
July 29th, 2019
Nonsense ahoy. scoop mail. jock vs. nerd
Episode 595: No One Can Leave- There Has Been a Myrtle!
July 24th, 2019
Stupidity loves company as Matt welcome listener mail about stupid mistakes. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs, Nerd.
Episode 594: Horse Omelette
July 22nd, 2019
Paul's Sweathouse afternoon. Matt messes up. Scoopmail. Fun Warning: Jock Vs. Nerd
Episode 593: Table Side Churn Down Service.
July 18th, 2019
Pimpinella and The Sake Boxes. We get Indiana, Washington State, and Brazilian scoops in the house. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. Food vs Curse Word.
Episode 592: "Bagel My Light" -Piff The Magic Dragon.
July 15th, 2019
He's baaaack!!! Great friend of the show, Piff needs a scoop army to win him some Best of Vegas awards. So he stops by to admire Jacob and drink coffee. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. 
Episode 591: Unsafe Safe Word.
July 11th, 2019
Matt's kid loses a tooth. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 590: Sail The Seas of Majesty
July 8th, 2019
Earthquake Lady and The Little Mermaid. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.
Episode 589: Inside Pub Quiz Caberet
July 3rd, 2019
So much funny in studio... Familiar faces and new ones in studio. Anais, Heidi squared, and are old friend Kasey talk about their near perfect show, Pub Quiz Cabaret before getting into all kinds of topics. Dirty Joke scoopmail and Pub Quiz Scoopardy. Scoop JT peppers this entire episode as well.
Epsiode 588: John Stockton This Lake.
July 1st, 2019
Nathan give us cheesecake. Matt goes to Bass Pro Shop. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.
Episode 587: Doggy Bowser MD
June 26th, 2019
RJ Owens in studio to plug new season of Fool Us Behind the Scenes. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 586: G Spot Reveal Party
June 23rd, 2019
Matt asks his kids a question and remembers a time his friend hit on his other friend. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 585: It's a Bad Time To Be Related to Spadoni.
June 20th, 2019
Bucket Show Pianist, Spadoni pops into the churn after a rought couple of months.
Episode 583: Hooters Toy Talk
June 13th, 2019
The boys stop themselves from getting thru 2 stories. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd. They also announce their new Summer Sale for their first ever button down black work shirt with kick ass ICS Truck design on back.
Episode 582: Donny & Marine
June 10th, 2019
Might as well be a night of slam poetry. "He Did What" Scoopmail. Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 581: Carrying My Upper Half To Find My Lower Half Humping Clay Aiken's Warm Wet Rag.
June 6th, 2019
Finally, we get the Murder She Wrote Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd Quiz We Deserve. Also, do you miss the 90's. Well apparently Matt and Paul do!
Episode 580: $10 Million Sperm Machine.
June 3rd, 2019
This one starts gross and gets grosser. Proof that if we are loosing our taste and tact with age. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 579; Funerals Are Almost Always Posthumous
May 30th, 2019
Paul sees wrestling. Paul sees a musical. Moonshine Scoopmail. Jock Vs nerd. 
Episode 578: “Wait, He Did What??” Scoopmail Debut!
May 26th, 2019
Irish Mentalist, Escape Artist, Magician and porcheen enthusiast in studio. First two “wait he did what??” Emails are in! An all aussie jock Vs nerd. 
Episode 577: Wee Ed Sheerhan
May 23rd, 2019
We actually lost half this episode due to a power surge to the building that the churn is within. So you’ll hear a moment where we have to go back and re read some Scoopmail and question our running bits. We hope it all checks out. 
Episode 576: Butt Crack Burgling
May 20th, 2019
SJ’s too loud for Boulder City. Matt is an ogre 3 times over. Scoopmail. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 575: 21 Shades of Jade Simone
May 16th, 2019
The always mysterious, compelling, and ridiculous Jade Simone in studio! Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 574: Princess Wendy Late Night Tease.
May 12th, 2019
The hilarious and charming Matt Morgan and Heidi Brucker Morgan are in studio. A unique circus couple working in Vegas pimp their new show Princess Wendy’s Late Night Tease Room at The Attic in The Nerd in the Neonopolis near the White Castle aka Castillo Blanco. And Jock Vs Nerd.  
Episode 573: Shakespeare in Spandex
May 9th, 2019
We get caught up talking about movies for too long and then get ridiculous. Scoop Mail and jock Vs nerd. 
Episode 572: Meatballs of the People
May 6th, 2019
Matt is back from New Mexico. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 571: Johnny Kats with The Diiiiiiiiish
May 2nd, 2019
Johnny Kats, Las Vegas’ premiere entertainment reporter talks Vegas like no one else can. We try to interrupt him with bits. Jock VS Nerd.  Side Note: Matt is Mind Noodling this weekend in New Mexico opening for Piff at the Santa Anna Star. 
Episode 570: Naming Another Baby
April 29th, 2019
Oh yeah, some nonsense, some scoop mail and baby naming jock Vs nerd.  
Episode 569: Panty Filled Donuts
April 25th, 2019
Let’s change the world. 
Episode 568: Find Your Beam
April 22nd, 2019
At one point, Matt refers to Opening Arguements host Andrew Torrez as “Anthony”- what an asshole Matt is. Happy Easter. Scoopmail and Jock v Nerd
Episode 567: “Germany Is Where They Eat Them D*cks”
April 17th, 2019
RJ stops by. Paul finally loses his job. Scoop mail and Jock Vs nerd. 
Episode 566: Anita Anna Haystack
April 15th, 2019
The usual nonsense. Then a very important question for you. Scoopmail and animal fact jock Vs nerd. 
Episode 565: Board Room Paul
April 11th, 2019
WWE tackle for a loss. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs nerd. 
Episode 564: Scooping Darius (Live from Pittsburgh).
April 8th, 2019
This is Churn out Pittsburgh. We explore Pittsburgh’s vocabulary, their Airbnb situation, and welcome a local author onstage to discuss their latest novel. Plus live scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 563: Hitmen Who F*#k
April 3rd, 2019
We might have a name for our comedy album. Jock Vs Nerd!
Episode 562: Meat Pretzel
March 31st, 2019
Vegas parking and weather fan favorite, Scott Roeben in studio. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 561: 9am Paul
March 27th, 2019
Paul’s up early and there is hell to pay in the churn. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 560: Poopermint Oil
March 25th, 2019
We talk tapes, we call Brent Mukai, we give a special plug to the WhoScoops podcast. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 559: Tiny Blood Machines
March 21st, 2019
What has Paul been watching, vegas parking and weather, production meeting, scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 558: Julianne Moore’s Grape Soda
March 18th, 2019
A new Major announcement for patreon backers. Matt wife is in a movie. Paul contemplates the ingredients of grape soda. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 557: Catholic Church League.
March 14th, 2019
Melania’s body double. Pete Davidson should apologize? Johnny Thompson’s Bucket Show. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 556: Kilning Time.
March 11th, 2019
Paul’s brother John, Eltzroth and Titty Sprinkles hang for a ridiculous late night episode after spending the day doing South By So Wasted. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 555: Animal Facts
March 7th, 2019
The boys are almost wrapped on Fool Us. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 554: Triviality’s Pop Quiz for ICS
March 4th, 2019
Paul gets a promotion. Matt does not. Triviality podcast hosts in studio. 
Episode 553: Buster Brown Eyes
February 28th, 2019
Tiger. Snake. 
Episode 552: Skanky Mass
February 25th, 2019
Cannons guys. Let’s talk about it. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 551: Paul watches Abucted In Plain Sight.
February 21st, 2019
Paul watches crazy YouTube videos, fyre festival documentaries and now... plus, scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 550: Menthouse Magazine
February 17th, 2019
Jacob has 2 classy outings. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd with an uninvited party crasher. 
Episode 549: Ice Cream Attack
February 13th, 2019
The boys are heading to Austin for South by So Wasted with Night Attack in March 9th. Ticket link right here: paul is reading again, how matt found a therepist, scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 548: The Weird Backwards Episode!
February 11th, 2019
Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. Nonsense. 
Episode 547: Pig Island
February 6th, 2019
Apologies to and love for our listeners. Septic Tank story part 1. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 546: Thin Shelly
February 4th, 2019
The long awaited breakdown by Paul of 2018’s Predator is finally here! Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 545: Manny Snacquiao
January 30th, 2019
Celestia from Squaring the Strange shares a perfect behind the scenes only in vegas gig. Geek Shock’s Fact Check Andy is studio as well. 
Episode 544: I Work In Your City Hole
January 27th, 2019
Paul needs a new welcome mat. The legend of Diamond Blades.  Scoop Addy in studio. Scoopmail and Jock Vs nerd
Episode 543: Femelaphant
January 22nd, 2019
This episode is up early so that we can ask: 1) our vegas listeners to come out to the Bucket Show Wednesday at 10:30pm, Cockroach Theater 2) we can rally all our listeners to spend $1.99 at iTunes for the comedy album “All’s Well by Night Attack” to make it the number one album. (Currently 3rd!) Also, Man Candy Improv stops by for Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. Check out their twitch page 
Episode 542: Guns Are Not Mirrors
January 21st, 2019
Paul watches a documentary. Two Bobbies. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd scoopardy. 
Episode 541: Live from Northwestern State Univeristy.
January 17th, 2019
Matt got hired to write a movie. Students Trivia challenge. Q&A. 
Episode 540: Doll Bologna
January 14th, 2019
The boys return to the fancy bed and breakfast and record late night silliness. scoop mail and jock vs nerd.
Episode 539: Aaron McGyver Burr
January 10th, 2019
Paul remembers a song. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 538: One Pulpy Bullet
January 6th, 2019
Paul eats a filling pizza. Dischord update. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 537: Everything Is Fine-teen In 2019
January 2nd, 2019
The boys goes huddled and limping into 2019 in this ridiculous episode. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 536: Return of Night Attack
December 31st, 2018
Night attack challanges matt and Mattingly to produce a comedy album in 2019. Matt goes to the movies. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 535: Happenis XMas
December 27th, 2018
We really stretch out in all kinds of ways from gross school boy humor to deep thoughts about death and atheism. So maybe not the best Chris Bosh episode. But hey... Christmas was 2 days ago now. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 534: Mozzarella Stix App
December 24th, 2018
We were overdue for a Philadelphia deep dive. You’re welcome. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 533: Freaky Fish Pants
December 20th, 2018
Another fine bank show for your ear holes. Enjoy. 
Episode 532: Cry of The Gull
December 17th, 2018
That’s the thing though. This is a bank episode. So the fact that there are two bird titled episodes in a row is actually a neat coincidence. So we hope you dig it. 
Episode 531: Kill 2 Birds With 1 Drone.
December 12th, 2018
Steph Curry is a conspiracy theortist. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Also, special news and appearance by Brian Brushwood. 
Episode 530: Liberace Chi Chi
December 9th, 2018
What would it take Matt to go to a high school basketball. Scoop Mail jack Vs Nerd 
Episode 529: Filet of Anus
December 6th, 2018
Hey guys. It’s me Eppy. Short for Episode Summary. Anyhow. I remember this being a fine episode but that’s about it. Look, I get it. That is not enough information to be in an episode summary. So please send any and all complaints to
Episode 528: Toffee Barrel
December 3rd, 2018
Listener Ryan stops by with booze. Paul celebrates his birthday. Jacob tells a jacob story. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 527: An Unnamed Tavern
November 28th, 2018
Las Vegas Parking and Weather. Fremont has a new act. Matt experiences something so Henderson, it hurts. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd
Episode 526: Morrisey Whales
November 26th, 2018
Plus, Matt’s kid dresses up like Dominic the Donkey. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 525: Gobble Gab O’Clock
November 22nd, 2018
Thanks to all who wrote in on our social media with requests for your favorite bits. We didn’t get to as many as usual but it still might be our best holiday podcast. Hope it is enjoyed by listeners who are traveling, to stick at home or even stuck at work. Happy thanksgiving from ICS. 
Episode 524: Srunch.
November 19th, 2018
Hey guys, it’s me Episode Summary. Look. I get it I’m not great at my job. And yeah, my dad got me this job and so I know I’m basically untouchable and can’t be fired. That doesn’t mean I want to be terrible at summarizing episodes. But I am. 
Episode 523: OcTEDpuss
November 15th, 2018
And how is this for an episode summary, eh!?
Episode 522: “Stolen Feathers!”
November 11th, 2018
Goudeau and Penn give Matt advice. Roddy Piper soda is consumed. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 521: Oh My Bruised and Tender
November 8th, 2018
Matt discusses getting clipped. Paul reaches a milestone. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd that is actually just Nerd. 
Episode 520: Mukai Mackerel
November 5th, 2018
Matt gets hit by a raw dead mackerel on stage in Seattle and loves to tell. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 519: “David Copperfield: Wear A Diaper”.
November 1st, 2018
Zach sees Copperfield. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd *because of recording timing, we forgot to record our annual Halloween character bit fest. We will do this for thanksgiving. 
Episode 518: Dog & Snake Return!
October 28th, 2018
More churn nonsense. Dog and snake Halloween album available at Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 517: Nesting Doll of Dicks
October 25th, 2018
Australian Circus School graduate Asher is here. Scoop Mail and Joc Vs Nerd. 
Episode 516: Copper Penis
October 22nd, 2018
We check the temperature on Ryer’s passion for tiki. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 515: Men of the Town
October 18th, 2018
Paul gambles. Matt is offered coffee. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 514: Dunking Old Toothpick
October 15th, 2018
Recorded at Scoopfest Vegas 2018, comedian and magician Mac King stops by. Listener mail, Jock Vs Nerd Neapolitan Wife addition. 
Episode 513: Fireplace 3
October 11th, 2018
Paul gives Anne a nosebleed anniversary present. Mystery Truck food and Scoopmail. Plus jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 512: A Neck Tat for Your Truck
October 8th, 2018
The boys launch operation “Super Satan”. Matt and Paul want to perform with you in Las Vegas. Paul hates drunks. Jacob finds himself dining with someone he suddenly doesn’t like very much. Jock Vs Nerd. Scoopmail
Episode 511: Movies w/ Mikey Movie Revealed
October 4th, 2018
Matt meets a crack head. Scoopfest features headliner Mikey Neumann who will be recording an episode where he is challenged to like a movie that scoops voted on. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 510: Mr. Gambino Yakuza
September 30th, 2018
Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 509: Fool Me 7 Times, No Shame.
September 27th, 2018
Voki (@artisnerd) joins us on the podcast and speaks to his life with Ringling Bros, Cirque Du Soliel, Life as the Gazillionaire and life after being Gaz. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd.
Episode 508: Lousy With Irons
September 24th, 2018
What has Paul been watching now... Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd.
Episode 507: PTSDeez Nutz!
September 19th, 2018
We join the internet in discussing Trump’s penis. Matt gets a peculiar job offer. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd- List Challenge. 
Episode 506: Antarctic Zig Zags
September 16th, 2018
Matt picks his kid up. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 505: Asstocracy
September 12th, 2018
Who is controlling the weather and how often do they work? Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 504: A Pride of Seagulls
September 9th, 2018
Jacob and Paul analyze dreams. Matt sees La Reve and announces side project with RJ, Scoopmail and Drunken jock Vs Nerd scoopardy. 
Episode 503: Unfortunate Cookie
September 5th, 2018
You know. 
Episode 502: You Down with OTT
September 3rd, 2018
Paul and Matt get a gig. Scoopmail and a jock Vs Nerd quiz. 
Episode 501: The Sequence of Sequins
August 29th, 2018
Late night session and fresh from the streets of Tonapah. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 500: The Monico Fart Chronicles
August 27th, 2018
Amazing Hollywood writer and children’s book author Brian Lynch talks about why he wrote Toy Academy as a boom, Secret Life of Pets after Louis CK, and meeting Harrison Ford. Scoop Mail, Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 499: Squirrelkle Jerk
August 22nd, 2018
You know. The Usual Stuff
Episode 498: Bone In Chovi
August 20th, 2018
Paul doesn’t witness a fight. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.  
Episode 497: Rocky Mountain Titty Sweat.
August 15th, 2018
Keeler cameo. Scoopmail. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 496: If It Stinks, Blinks Or Makes Noise...
August 12th, 2018
Paul’s theatre etiquette is in fleek. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.   
Episode 495: Diet Dr. Panty
August 10th, 2018
Night Attack’s Brian Brushwood helps tackle a topic gripping the nation -how much impact does a massage have on a family? Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 494: How to Litter at a Party
August 8th, 2018
Matt fails as a kitchen pioneer. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 493: Get Out, Miguel.
August 5th, 2018
Paul’s awkward day at work. Matt’s awkward day at work. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 492: Blubes
August 1st, 2018
Rockaby sweet baby blubes. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 491: Questworld’s 2 Comfy Seats.
July 29th, 2018
Matt unfriends a few folks. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 490: Go Outside, Dad.
July 25th, 2018
Jacob innovates company culture at Absinthe. Matt has a new pool toy. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 489: Solar Panel Heat Panel
July 23rd, 2018
Jacob drinks and watches stuff. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 488: Just Pass The Mic
July 19th, 2018
Can Paul pawn? GLOW’s Rebekka Johnson talk about her new project scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 487: Cash Cabbage. (Tiern Out!)
July 15th, 2018
Man Vs Food’s Casey Webb joins the boys in stage at Tierneys Tavern. So does one super surprise guest and about a half dozen scoops for scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.  We are so thankful to the 130 people who packed Tierneys Tavern in NJ Man Vs Food airs Monday nights on the Travel Channel. 
Episode 486: Sprinkler System Full of Bleach
July 12th, 2018
Only Paul would have this tax experience... Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 485: Nebraska Mule
July 9th, 2018
The churn is gone. Long Live the churn. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 484: Don Poseidon
July 6th, 2018
A ridiculous bonus episode brought to you by the kind and sexy people who support us on Patreon. 
Episode 483: Oh, That Slow Bath
July 4th, 2018
Happy 4th of July to all the American listeners. Happy Wednesday to everyone else. Happy Thursday to Australians. 
Episode 482: Catching up with Westworld’s Ptolemy Slocum (Sylvester)
July 2nd, 2018
We call up westworld’s Ptolemy Slocum and talk about season 2. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 481: Bring Your Butthole Bib.
June 27th, 2018
Matt annouces he is filling in for Mac King in July 7th. Matt and Paul somehow saw Ocean’s 8. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 480: It’s Pronounced “Masquerade”, You Docile Idiot.
June 25th, 2018
The bank show to top all bank shows!
Episode 479: Sea Bear
June 20th, 2018
Trivial items slowly unravel into nonsense and running bits. Jock, Nerd, Scoop Mail
Episode 478: Snaketually Transmitted Disease.
June 18th, 2018
Yeah man. Here is the latest episode. 
Episode 477: EPIC PIFF
June 14th, 2018
Piff returns and makes scorched earth of the churn. There is no Scoopmail. There is no Jock Vs Nerd. There is only Piff.  Thank you to patreon backers for making his episode possible. This is technically a bonus episode for the week and will look like that when 475 is reposted. Hugs and Kisses. 
Episode 476: Why Can’t I Butt Musk Paul Shortino?
June 11th, 2018
Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 475: Your Feet Are So Tight.
June 8th, 2018
Paul's got a musical idea that's a real diaper dandy. Matt's wife gets stuck working the worst piece of shit of a human being. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 474: Insepsis.
June 6th, 2018
Pod therapy guys are the latest roster addition to Scoopfest. Paul figures out of his wife is an enabler. Matt talks to two jackasses in Jacksonville. 1 day left to sell 24 tickets to Tiern Out... hey, see you at Scoopfest!
Episode 473: Syruptishly Served
June 3rd, 2018
Look. We recorded this last Tuesday on a 2 Episode day. Who knows what we said. I mean, who am I, rain man!? I remember is was a good one. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. Fyi: 3 days left for HeyScoops/ballkicker for Tierneys. We’ve sold 66 tickets. 34 more to go. Maybe it’ll happen. 
Episode 472: Buttattoo
May 30th, 2018
Paul and CJ talk video games. Matt has his brother call in to correct Paul on his quantum theories. Jock Vs Nerd. Scoopmail. Thanks.                        This is about Israel. 
Episode 471: Burgle Dem Hams, MK
May 28th, 2018
Matt goes to a magic shop with Piff. 10 days left to sell 56 tickets to Tiern out- Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 470: Think Of It Like A Hot Dog Bun
May 23rd, 2018
That’s right. 15 days to fund Tierneys Churn Out in July. Jacob lays out his peremeters for a porn party. Matt admits to his embarrassing porn purchases of his early 20s. Paul eventually gets fixated on endangering people’s lives with fireworks. 
Episode 469: 6 Boobs
May 21st, 2018
New Vampire the Masquerade? Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 468: Horsey Oat Farts
May 16th, 2018
Caricature Carnies Celestia (from Squaring the Strange podcast) and Geek Shock’s Fact Check Andy stop by and we all get carried away on all kinds of topics. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs  Nerd
Episode 467: Stupid-Switzerland
May 13th, 2018
Podcasters are dirt people. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 466: Cauliflower Hands
May 9th, 2018
Jacob almost worked to death, matt gets groceries and all the boys Jock it up at a minor league baseball game for jock Vs Nerd Day. Scoop Mail and audio Jock Vs Nerd C. O. N. E. Edition. Once agin Thursday 5.10 is the last day to enroll in the payment plan option for Scoopfest Vegas 2018. 
Episode 465: Suck On A Gas Rag
May 7th, 2018
Look we went super late recording this right after 464. And 464 went really well. But we just fell apart by the end I think. None the less I think it is enjoyable. 
Episode 464: Camocliner
May 3rd, 2018
Paul also buys a couch. Buckle up. This was a fun one. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 463: Cleopatra’s Night Cream
April 29th, 2018
Something about a Slonina in studio that makes the magic happen. 
Episode 462: Jerk Nap
April 25th, 2018
“Don’t mistake my Fleekness for Weakness” T shirt sale happening now at RJ Owens stops by to talk two tummies and terrorizing neighbors. Scoopmail and Jock vs. Nerd  
Episode 461: Like Riding A Snow Bicycle.
April 23rd, 2018
Matt has no business trying to snowboard again. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 460: Me Likings The Vikings
April 18th, 2018
Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Churn Out New England announced! CONE details can be found at
Episode 459: The Late Night Nonsense Rodeo
April 16th, 2018
I should take notes, but my system is to delete notes once I talk about them. “Sounds like you need a new system, Matt”. Well sure. Fine. Easy with that tone though... None the less, I kinda remember this being a long one but a good one. It’s not a bank or anything, we just recorded on Tuesday and a lot has happened since then. Anyhow. Enjoy!
Episode 458: Zinc in the Stink
April 12th, 2018
You heard me!
Episode 457: Mt. Never Rest
April 8th, 2018
Also cream team’s Brent Mukai plugs his Kickstarter. 
Episode 456: Titannie
April 4th, 2018
Paul goes to Chili’s. Again. Our Scoopmail is having a ball. Jock Vs nerd
Episode 455: Bumble Leo Marx Brotherist
April 2nd, 2018
Matt. Is. Exposed. 
Episode 454: Don’t Leave Me Gross
March 28th, 2018
We get out on the town Jacob in studio! Matt doesn’t understand Chinese history. Paul watches something that isn’t bullshit. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 453: Cruising Babies R Us
March 25th, 2018
Paul addresses the closing of Toy R Us. Jacob witnessed a drunkard. Scoop Mail Italian Air Show. 3 truths and 2 lies Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 452: Lords of Not Good People
March 21st, 2018
Jacob got a car. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Hashtag Justus the intern’s last day. 
Episode 451: Bitch Pope
March 19th, 2018
This is a good bank episode if I remember properly. And I don’t. 
Episode 450: Reusable Mug
March 14th, 2018
Late night nonsense in Churn. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 449: Usian Bolt Watch
March 12th, 2018
We get in the dumbest argument and it gets sloppy. Then it gets really funny. I asked Jacob to Edit down the dumb argument part and he wouldn’t. Oh yeah. There is scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 448: Larry and His Complimentary Nuts
March 8th, 2018
Matt goes to a charity Show. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 447: Bank: WiFi WiFU
March 4th, 2018
This is a bank episode. I think Brent is in it. 
Episode 446: America’s Wing Man
February 28th, 2018
Matt announces Hill Bill/opening for Piff dates in 7 cities. He mistakenly says the Seneca Niagra Show is Canada. It isn’t. It’s in the goddamn U. S. of A. Paul is back in the saddle. Scoop Mail from awkward town. And ML Kennedy’s Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 445: What Is A Mattress?
February 26th, 2018
Matt doesn’t want to put down his phone. Paul does not think we really know what a mattress is. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd
Episode 444: Nuggets A la Mode
February 21st, 2018
Matt saw Renegades at Caesars. Paul is fired up about a wrestling hall of fame inductee. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 443: “How Are You With Walking”
February 18th, 2018
Fool Us Exibitionist, show creator Vinny Grosso stops by to talk about his new show starring SJ. Paul joins a cult. VIP Scoopfest ticket raffle for Opportunity Village- Scooportunity Village
Episode 442: Lazy Ass Baby
February 14th, 2018
Look, we’ve been recording so many episode lately -who the fuck knows what we talked about. There’s probably scoopmail and likely some jock Vs Nerd? but don’t hold me to it. 
Episode 441: Gold Bullion Kashaw!
February 11th, 2018
Matt’s mother in law goes to the dermatologist. Jacob’s watches and weeps for the Olympics. Jock Vs. Nerd. Scoop Mail
Episode 440: Like Smurfs and Apples w/ Jimmy Slonina
February 9th, 2018
Thank you Patrons! This RIDICULOUS off the rails episode is for you!
Episode 439: Death’s Oatmeal and The Poo’d Piper
February 7th, 2018
Paul has an opinion abou justin Timberlake. Brent Mukai in studio. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd and everyone is encouraged to subscribe to Tony Longworth’s YouTube page. He needs 1000 subscribers. 
Episode 438: Yellow Knight and Ma
February 4th, 2018
No sports talk pre super bowl post Piff in Minneapolis magic do do churn session. With shout to MartynDuxbury’s artwork. 
Episode 437: Edge Lord of the Rings.
January 31st, 2018
New late night schedule leads to a goofy podcast. SJ stops by. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 436: Flared Plant Base
January 28th, 2018
Cray and Julianna from and co authors of Plant Based Nutrition (and Idiot’s Guide) step into the Churn in all its nonsense and glory. Paul goes to FSW and Matt’s wife sings in her skivvies. 
Episode 435: Paul hates Panera
January 24th, 2018
Matt anounces new gig. Paul goes to Chili’s. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 434: Shellvis
January 21st, 2018
Matt sees Cher. Paul doesn’t piss off his mom In Kentucky. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 433: The Cream Team
January 19th, 2018
A lack or Bucket is worth one in the bonus. Back by popular demand is December’s bonus episode- brought to you by November’s patreon. We wouldn’t have a show were it not for people who Back is on go there now and checkout all kinds of monthly rewards!
Episode 432: Peach Cobler
January 17th, 2018
Paul arrives from Kentucky, Matt and Jacob go to a basketball game. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 431: People Don’t Kill Guns
January 14th, 2018
Churn Out Kentucky’s ICS Live from the rear of Ruby Jeans buffet. Matt evades arrest at TSA. Paul educates Matt and Jacob on gigging frogs. Jock Vs. Nerd
Episode 430: Be A Genius
January 10th, 2018
Matt sees MJ1. Paul gets a phone call. Jacob the Farmer Guy stops by. Jock Vs. Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 429: Internal Wormal
January 7th, 2018
Fresh from half of a puppy rescue, Kasey stops by. Matt tries to purchase his wife a massage. Paul goes to a museum. 
Episode 428: Driving Me Swayze
January 3rd, 2018
Matt stays at the dirty dancing hotel. Paul watches some more bullshit on you tube. Slappy McGhee in studio. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 427: Justin MF’ing Young
December 31st, 2017
Late night whiskey recordings and champagne dreams. Happy New Years all! See you soon!
Episode 426: Skeevy People Spread the Skeevy Word
December 28th, 2017
Nonsense served with all the accoutrements, including but not limited to scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Bon aperitifs. 
Episode 425: Archie and Dawn
December 24th, 2017
Matt Paul and Jacob discuss nonsense. And it’s kinda cold. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 424: Crackhouse Chris Bosh
December 21st, 2017
RJ stops by, Paul can’t stop going to conspiracy rabbit holes, Matt deals more openly with addiction, and Jacob loses the hots for Star Wars. Physical Scoop Mail and Triple Jock VS Nerd including an old school one. 
Episode 423: The Flying Egg and Magnanimous 12
December 18th, 2017
Paul gets his world view validated by the NYTimes. Matt gets his world view destroyed by Christians, Trump, and Facebook. Jacob almost goes to jail. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 422: Killer Kites of Ninjas
December 13th, 2017
Hill Bill auditions for AGT. Paul knows the ancient history of ninja and kites. Jacob tackles walking up stairs. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 421: Waxy Sheen and Trunk Poutine
December 10th, 2017
Matt is losing his voice and mind after a visit to Frankie's Tiki Lounge. Paul let’s us in on the latest in alien happenings. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs nerd
Episode 420: Fatty Rabbit Ala Mode
December 7th, 2017
Kentucky Churn out sends two representatives to visit. Hill Bill director, RJ Owens sits in and recaps the Psychic HillBilly preview. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 419: Jim & Andy & The Wrestling Match
December 3rd, 2017
Matt has Hill Bill on the horizon. The boys watched Jim and Andy documentary. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 418: Paul’s Favorite Urban Myth...
December 1st, 2017
Thanks to our patreon backers, this is a bonus episode for all of our listeners. Paul discusses his favorite urban myth. This bank is from our last day at the Judge Porter House in Louisiana. 
Episode 417: Weiner is 3 Bacons
November 29th, 2017
Geek Shock’s Fact Check Andy stops by. Paul tries to get Global Access. Matt gets breakfast with his boys. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 416: Welfredo
November 26th, 2017
The boys recount their Strange Thanksgivings. Scoop sits in studio and talks Space. Scoop Mail And Jock Vs. Nerd
Episode 415: The Mighty JoeCaliz!
November 22nd, 2017
Jacob has an odd weekend, Matt get roasted, and Paul watches flat earthers on YouTube. Plus, Comedian Joe Caliz has his doubt about whether scoops can double his twitter followers (120, @joecaliz). Physical Scoop Mail and old school jock Vs Nerd.  Happy Thanksgiving!
Episode 414: Live from NSU
November 19th, 2017
Paul learns beauty tips from Vanna White. Matt learns about acting from actors. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd. 
Episode 413: Genes On Jeans.
November 15th, 2017
Brent Mukai comes by and he and Matt recreate their roast from the Roast Battle from last Friday. Paul goes to dinner. Scoop Mail(s). Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 412: Cost of A Tree House.
November 12th, 2017
matt gets roasted. Paul gets a sword. Scoop Mail. Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 411: Where Have All The Echidnas Gone?
November 8th, 2017
Recorded at the famous Judge Porter House Steak Bed and Breakfast just outside the Juliard of The Louisiana Purchase, Northwestern State University- the boys grill their host about teaching a college in modern times. Paul knows where the cowboys have gone. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 410: New Pranksgiving Challenge
November 7th, 2017
October’s Bonus episode is here! November. Welp, what food do you eat in your car, and what movies make you laugh out loud. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 409: Paul Quits
November 5th, 2017
Jacob and Matt Surpise Paul. Paul quits his job. Matt takes a dicey Uber. Scoop Mail and Part 1 of a high stakes Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 408: Force of A Moth’s Whisper
November 1st, 2017
Matt Gets punked. Paul get spooked. Jacob gets drunk. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 407: Spooky Halloweeny TicTacular
October 29th, 2017
We had listeners request new characters on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram and played trick or treat, dating game and jeopardy. Plus scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.  Also take a moment and search for Andy Cheek or M Dillon Waltner on 2 scoops in need. Happy Halloween. 
Episode 406: Today, I Am The Change!
October 25th, 2017
Comedian, Writer Jason Harris stops by to talk about his kick ass comedy web series The Defeated Show on Facebook. Matt has no hot water. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 405: Slimp Biscuit
October 22nd, 2017
Happy Borthday Ted and his excellent adventures. Matt and Jacob return from Twitch Con. Scoop Mail and regular Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 404: Candy Through Time
October 18th, 2017
Paul is recognized in the wild. Libel laws are discussed. A bit of digesting Harvey Weinstein. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 403: Jamming Pitons Into Voice Over Mountain.
October 15th, 2017
Paul and Jacob talk sushi. Matt rehearses with Teller. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 402: Museum Parade
October 11th, 2017
Matt apologizes to Paul. Jock vs Nerd
Episode 401: Latin Club Parade
October 8th, 2017
Jacob and Matt go to a baseball game. Paul starts a new job. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 400: Checking in Days After The Las Vegas Massacre
October 4th, 2017
Tough to have the 400th episode milestone land so close to a tragic event. All the boys felt it was important to speak to our community of listeners in what was an awful and bizarre night for the boys, their families, and the greater Las Vegas community. Not a lot of jokes...
Episode 399: Live Wood Dead Wood
October 1st, 2017
vegas parking and weather. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy. 
Episode 398: Wiped A Full Bean
September 27th, 2017
the boys witness a runaide of grand proportions. Matt's kid scares him with a request. Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail. 
Episode 397: Scoop Fest Vegas 2017
September 25th, 2017
The boys engage the Scoops, play Jock vs Nerd and have an English accent contest. 
Episode 396: Calvin Re-Klein-er
September 23rd, 2017
late night recording at Matt's house. First bonus episode of the month because of all the amazing backers on patreon. Jock vs Nerd and scoopmail. 
Episode 395: Scissors the Clown
September 21st, 2017
Where did the fear of clowns come from? Jock vs Nerd and scoopmail!
Episode 394: Glitter Blood
September 18th, 2017
Ask a cop is played in churn. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd 
Episode 393: Hard Juice
September 13th, 2017
The boys discuss the carribean. Jock vs Nerd- new format. Scoopmail!
Episode 392: Paul Bunyan's Peep Show
September 11th, 2017
Paul and Matt take in the final day of 50 Shades. Do 30 Days breaks lead to good things? Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd    
Episode 391: In Fields of Lilac
September 6th, 2017
Matt and Paul are in the midst of their last 50 Shades show. Physicalscoop mail squared. Scoopardy. 
Episode 390: Sorry. Climate Change.
September 4th, 2017
Matt and Paul battle over who is more sick. Butch Roy, operator of Huge Improv Theater calls in to discuss the news that broke about his landlord being a white supremacist. Also, Matt works with Teller on a magic routine and launching a crowdfunder for his one man show. Link below. Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail.
Episode 389:
August 30th, 2017
Matt tries his hand at being a guinea pig. Paul is sick as a dog. The Backstreet Boys are put on notice #beef.  scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd  reminder to vote for us daily under "entertainment" and both categories "best comedian" and "best new act/show"
Episode 388: SciBabe and The Dog Vomit Aphrodisiac
August 28th, 2017
Tommy Todd fills in for a sick Paul Mattingly. Yvette talks all things Pre date sex, toxins, and working for the NSA. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 387: Pigeon
August 26th, 2017
Paul has a hatred for a new problem in his neighborhood. Matt almost call in a hit. Scoop Mail and Joc vs Nerd. 
Episode 386: Chumming the Vampire Waters.
August 23rd, 2017
Really, this episode gets into Vampire LARPing. 1:13 in we discuss that we are nominated for Best New Act/Show and Best Comedians in vegas. Go to under Entertainment. Thanks!
Episode 385: Eek Lips
August 20th, 2017
The boys discuss their solar eclipse plans. Matt tries two unsuccessful routes for a new gig. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 384: Sock Du Soleil
August 16th, 2017
Matt and Paul are out of work in 4 weeks as 50 Shades the Parody closes. Brent Mukai drops in to share in the misery. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy. 
Episode 383: "We Are Nostrudumbasses".
August 13th, 2017
The boys announce their new podcast and Bucket Show schedule. Switching from Wednesdays and Thursdays to Mondays and Thursdays. Also Bucket Show moves to 4pm on Wednesdays. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy.  Also Amazon Prime Members, please go to and link to Thanks so much!
Episode 382: Dodging God's Truck in the Swastiki Lounge
August 10th, 2017
Okay, here is Wednesday's fully recovered episode. Enjoy.
Episode 381: The Dirty Compromise
August 9th, 2017
Due to tech issues, this is actually Thursday's episode. Enjoy!
Episode 380: Nest In Peace
August 3rd, 2017
Computer problems are solved. Nonsense is discussed. A few gems for Scoop Mail send the show off the rails. Jock Vs Nerd Jacobs thinks addition thanks to Gelato Steve. Also there is a song at the end you don't want to miss. 
Episode 379: The Episode That Almost Never Was.
August 2nd, 2017
Please forgive the audio quality as we had our main computer crash and all this audio is from our twitch broadcast. jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 378: Hush Hush July Surprise.
July 28th, 2017
It took everything we had not to name this episode "Dickscription for the Penisist". So we wrote it here. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 377: Flabbier If Not More Desperate.
July 27th, 2017
We talk about all kinds of stuff! Scoop Mail and shock Vs nerd. 
Episode 376: Prostijuice
July 25th, 2017
who the fuck remembers what is in this episode. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd 
Episode 375: The Unsmotten Arrival of a TV Fan
July 20th, 2017
Nonsense. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 374: Ol' Pudding Cups
July 19th, 2017
Paul has his eye on the news. Matt gets trolled. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 373: Ambigotries
July 16th, 2017
Matt remembers a robbery. Paul gets his jerk on. Scoop Mail and Jock ave Nerd. The bonus episode brought you by our backers at All backers gain access to our private RSS feed which will feature behind the scenes of Fool Us season 4 episode 1 this week. 
Episode 372: Billy The GOAT Goat
July 13th, 2017
Matt doesn't drag race a cop. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy. 
Episode 371: Occu-Kuato
July 12th, 2017
Matt gets bummed about flat earthers. Paul talks Tood McFarland. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy. 
Episode 370: Purple Jacket
July 6th, 2017
Paul takes his luck of clothing in 50 Shades to the next level. Scoop Mail. The jock vs Nerd will be televised. Jacob figures out how to show Scoopardy on the twitch channel. 
Episode 369: Mah Rah Az Spoo
July 4th, 2017
Paul has a flashback. Jacob goes nuclear. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 368: God Damn Business Putty
June 29th, 2017
Matt gets fucked with by two gyms. Paul digs his Putty. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 367: Sweet Chemical Cheeses
June 28th, 2017
Matt runs into Malcolm Gladwell's voice again. Paul thinks there might be aliens. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 366: The Head of the Ego
June 26th, 2017
The boys talk Glow. Jacob is on a first name basis with Queen. Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. 
Episode 365: Maple Syrup Tissues Lee
June 22nd, 2017
Boys catch up with Brian Gramo and keep messing with Twitch. Scoop mail and jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 364: Ladder Vs. Clown
June 21st, 2017
PSS co host- Michael Goudeau finally gets his ass in the churn! Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Also, this episode recording was broadcast live on 
Episode 363: Pasta Shephard's Crook
June 15th, 2017
Paul went down another conspiracy rabbit hole. Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail 
Episode 362: Heidi Klum Thick AF
June 14th, 2017
@jimmyslo stops by churn to dish on his America's Got Talent audition. Scoop Mail and Family Furd style Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 361: Dusty Dan
June 11th, 2017
The boys have AGT on their mind. Paul's conspriracy brain forces Matt and Jacob to talk about basketball even though they don't want to. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 360: Don't Mistake My Fleekness for Weakness
June 8th, 2017
You know...
Episode 359: While My Qatar Gently Weeps
June 7th, 2017
Matt fears for his life getting his windows tinted. Scoop Mail. Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 358: Fapdomen
June 1st, 2017
paul was in a show. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd 
Episode 357: A Bird Eating Spider
May 31st, 2017
Matt creates a theme park. Scoop Mail. Jock vs nerd
Episode 356: Bacho Cheese
May 28th, 2017
Scoopfest announcement, patreon changes and The Las Vegas parking and weather team finally chime in on the Las Vegas economy. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 355: Matt's Ol' Drew Drama
May 25th, 2017
New shows and old shows. Scoop Mail. Jock vs Nerdvana 
Episode 354: Dubai Paul Some Diapers
May 24th, 2017
Matt's getting old. Jacob can't get sushi. Paul can get to a toilet. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 353: The Tree of Discipline
May 18th, 2017
No one puts the boys of the churn in a good mood quite like the comedic titan, Kasey Wilson. Avril Levine conspiracy theories, Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail. 
Episode 352: Chipanda Ninjito
May 17th, 2017
Paul likes he man too much. Jacob has a non alcohol hangover. Matt gets trolled on PSS. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd 
Episode 351: Paul Refuses to Acknowledge Matt's Genius
May 15th, 2017
Paul swims for food. Matt sucks for food. Podcast headliner added to Scoopfest. Scoopmail and Jock vs Nerd. Thank you to all our backers on Patreon who made this episode possble
Episode 350: Etsy Toilet Costume
May 11th, 2017
Matt is accused of a sexual crime. Jock vs Nerd and Scoopmail. 
Episode 349: Trigger Warning- RJ's Taco Bell Hospital Stay.
May 10th, 2017
RJ Owens is alive and back in studio which turns out to be a miracle. We also get tonscoop Mail and a non Scoopardy Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 348: Pushing Prison Rope
May 4th, 2017
Matt ambushed Paul and Jacob with different results. Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail. 
Episode 347: Ja Rule Bush Pebbles
May 3rd, 2017
Paul escaped a room. Matt barely discusses Eli Manning. Scoopmail and Jock Vs. Nerd. 
Episode 346: Possible Side Effects
April 30th, 2017
For Matt's birthday, Steve Booth accidentally rallied a 20 year anniversary reunion improv show of Matt's original Montclair State Improv team, Possible Side Effects. They all sat down with Matt and Paul and caught up one afternoon at Matt's house. Here is the 2nd bonus show of April just in the nick of time. Thank you Patreon backers for making this episode possible. 
Episode 345: Piff the Magic Dragon
April 27th, 2017
Piff The Magic Dragon stops by the churn. 
Episode 344: Done With The Hut
April 25th, 2017
Matt hosts a birthday party. Jacob learns how to save the earth. Paul encounters a burn victim. Fatty Rabbit Hole. Jock vs Nerd. Scoopmail. Tease for Piff the Magic Dragon coming up on episode 345. 
Episode 343: Of Course
April 20th, 2017
Late night new nonsense. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail
Episode 342: Dump Me From The Beast
April 18th, 2017
Jacob isnaway for the marriage of his brother and Li-Sa. So we recorded this ha no show late night a week or two ago. Enjoy. 
Episode 341: Prison Toilet Sour Cream
April 13th, 2017
Bees and Patreon. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 340: Award Winning Slow Cooked Arm
April 12th, 2017
Jock Vs Nerd day, Jonathan Kaplan who is lead singer of For All The Emptiness requests to stay off mic and have Tommy Todd in studio. Fun move. We also do scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd Scoopardy addition. 
Episode 339: Brian Brushwood and a Horse Named 'Climax'
April 10th, 2017
Night Attack/Modern Rogue/Fool Us magician and host Brian Brushwood guests on this extra special episode. He compares being on Fool Us to being on AGT. Plus Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy. 
Episode 338: Jipples
April 6th, 2017
Boys talk nonsense. Jock vs Nerd and scoop Mail 
Episode 337: If You Got Some Trout...
April 5th, 2017
Paul needs more robe time. Matt faces a huge personal demon. Who knew jacob knew so fucking much about Disneyland? Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 336: Mop
March 30th, 2017
You heard me, mop. Jock Vs Nerd scoop mail
Episode 335: Weird White Boogers
March 28th, 2017
The boys question the genetics of pac man. Scoopmail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 334: Reopening Rock Vault
March 23rd, 2017
Matt and Paul are opening competing shows. Jock v Nerd and scoop mail 
Episode 333: Left Tit's My Money Maker
March 22nd, 2017
Paul gets an unexpected night off. Matt is neck deep in Fool Us. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd 
Episode 332: Matt Screws Over Paul
March 16th, 2017
Matt is a terrible comedy partner to Paul. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy Jock v Nerd
Episode 331: God's Divot
March 15th, 2017
Blow up doll circus partner and comedic actor, Jimmy Slonina sets the record straight in his last name and other topics. Scoop Mail and Jock v Nerd. 
Episode 330: It's Hard To Keep the Panties Up In the Cold November Rain
March 9th, 2017
Matt's 8th grade yearbook note to a friend resurfaces. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 329: A Wide Stance
March 8th, 2017
Matt fails to redeem himself. Paul makes pasta. Jacob has a nightmare. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 328: Vaginal Feet
March 2nd, 2017
usual nonsense. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd
Episode 327: Helping Anne Hathaway
March 1st, 2017
Oscar discussion takes an unusual twist early and divides Matt and Matttingly like we haven't seen since the pudding skin debate. Stand Up Comedian Kurt Braunohler calls in to talk about his one hour special premiering on Comedy Central. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 326: A Literal Lickety Split
February 23rd, 2017
Paul talks toys, Matt gets wet. Super sexy scoop mail and jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 325: Dick Kettle
February 22nd, 2017
Matt's kid has a spill. Paul hates life. Really great scoop mail. Jock vs. nerd
Episode 324: Jazzbulance
February 19th, 2017
Kitschy Koo Koo for cocopuffs or KKK for CP for short. We talk burlesque. Career advice and corr ft a few of last week's mistakes. This bonus episode is brought to by the 433 patreon backers we had in january. If you like bonus episodes, go to Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 323: Onus Is On The Hickier
February 16th, 2017
Paul and Matt speak an ancient language to each other. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 322: Fixing God's Mistakes Since 2017
February 15th, 2017
Happy Valentine's Day. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 321: Haley Joel Choco-Mint
February 13th, 2017
This bonus episode made possible by folks who support us at It's silly and gross at time because we are giant children. Enjoy. 
Episode 320: Paul's Bad Day at Work
February 9th, 2017
Paul has a bad day at the office. Jock Vs Nerd and scoop Mail. 
Episode 319: The Drill Place
February 7th, 2017
Matt buys a cup of coffee and a drill. Super Bowl round up (warning: it goes about 15 minutes). Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 318: Mortgage Freeman
February 2nd, 2017
West World's Ptolemy Slocum inteviewed post Sag Awards. A new kind of Trunp Voter discovered. Scoopfest dates confirmed. Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. 
Episode 317: Chim Chimichuri Chim Chimichuri
February 1st, 2017
A fantasy football dinner in LA, beta testing "oh no, a clown", paul is asked to lose weight by a stranger. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 316: Prom For Cocks
January 26th, 2017
SJ plays for nudist colony. Matt gets his kids allergy tested. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 315: Cinna-spicer Balloon Exit
January 24th, 2017
Graham Fenton and Nicole Kaplan, of Love Letters at the Space, stop by to discuss late breaking news about Sean Spicer eating a pack of cinnaburst gum every day before noon. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 314: Trump's Roman Butt Candle
January 23rd, 2017
RJ Owens pops by for a late night bonus episode recording. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy
Episode 313: Ocapuss Razor
January 19th, 2017
Peanut Butter Jelly and Underwear. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd
Episode 312: The Missing Double Headed Dildo Mystery
January 17th, 2017
The boys have a major missing prop at work. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 311: Amelie A La Mode
January 12th, 2017
the boys discuss the merits of Angel Shots. Scoop mail, Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 310: Undiluted Tiger Penis
January 11th, 2017
Celestia Ward stops by to promote her cartoonist panel at skeptic convention LogicalLA this weekend Friday the 13h thru Sunday the 15th in Los Angeles. Matt is sick, Paul is mad, jacob likes Amish people. Scoop Mail to be continued and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 309: Banghetti
January 9th, 2017
Late at night and knee deep in scotch, the boys take to the churn for some hot bonus episode action. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 308: "If I Feed Them Enough Scampi..."
January 5th, 2017
boys recap their New Years and scoop Mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 307: 1800-FUNKY-DJ
January 3rd, 2017
Penn's Sunday School director and excellent audio dude, Reddi Rich sits in the churn. Many topics are discussed. So many if fact, we run out of time for Jock Vs Nerd or scoop mail. 
Episode 306: Crisco PITs
December 29th, 2016
jacob's brother is in town and challenges Paul's prescriptions of life, work and the world. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 305: Behind The Ice Cream Curtain.
December 27th, 2016
Holiday movies and Mexican Hat vase reviews. Scoop mail. Havock a nerd: Scoopardy
Episode 304: Merry Chris Bosh with RJ Owens
December 22nd, 2016
RJ Owens, 2016'a most popular guest stops by for a cup of Chris Bosh cheer. Holiday dating, scoop Mail, Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 303: Jalapeño Business
December 21st, 2016 is launched. Matt has negotiate with a neighbor. Vegas parking and weather. Scoop Mail. Jock vs nerd 
Episode 302: ICS/Geek Shock Crossover
December 15th, 2016
Jacob and Matt sit in with Paul and the Geek Shock/Ugly Couch Show crew. Jacob and Matt get lost during week and geek, but recover when both podcasts exchange games. jock Vs Nerd and Red Light/Green Light
Episode 301: Butt Legos
December 14th, 2016
On Matt and Jacob's special day, paul debated matt on Christmas inflatables. Marc Donovan talks up his Christmas Crooner benefit show for Nevada's Foster Care system at the Westgate this Sunday at 3pm. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 300: Catfish Tackwardos
December 8th, 2016
300 episodes! And we still don't know what's the podcast is... but hey, we've got Paul Mattingly creators, Phil and Arlene Mattingly in the churn. Plus scoop Mail and Family Fued style shock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 299: Miss Behave Tea Bag-tacular!
December 7th, 2016
Jacob befriends and unfriends a racist cowboy. We interview the host and producer of the craziest live game show in Vegas, Miss Behave and Julie. Scoop Mail and Scoopardy!
Episode 298: Just a Spoon Full of Yogurt...
December 1st, 2016
So this summary was posted in yesterday's episode summary. Here it is again in its proper episode: the boys discuss VH1, the Constitution, and Kanye. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 297: Call Him "The Gavel"
November 30th, 2016
Matt takes his kids to lake mountain. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 296: I Am America
November 24th, 2016
Grumpy Paul is so upset about a Facebook video that we start off in an odd place. Plus; Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail
Episode 295: Another Old Rascal Lady
November 23rd, 2016
Matt and Paul have separate grocery shopping adventures. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 294: The Gravy Candy Last Longer Compitition
November 21st, 2016
Matt can't get his kids out of a donut shop. Paul talks fries. Scoop Mail, Jock vs Nerd
Episode 293: Harry's Haunted Meat Hole
November 17th, 2016
Matt's son insults him for the first time. Jacob bud a strange circus. Scoop Mail and Jock vs nerd
Episode 292: Like Hasslehoff in the Producers...
November 16th, 2016
Wrap up discussion of the pros and cons of Scoop Fest. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 291: Scoop Fest Vegas 2016 Live!
November 14th, 2016
All the scoop who came out and packed the Art Square Theatre, to make the first post Trump election, fun and loony. We even talk to a Monkey Trainer. AMA and Jock Vs. Nerd
Episode 290: Bourbon and Horsey Sauce
November 10th, 2016
can Paul cook and does he? Mysteries revealed. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 289: DEFCON Brown
November 8th, 2016
Paul muffles again and his biggest confidence builder in years. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 288: Rebound Moth
November 3rd, 2016
Look out! More relationship advice from 3 dipshits. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd
Episode 287: Paul's Poker Tack Tics
November 2nd, 2016
You are going to love the way Paul looks in his new pants. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 286: Halloweenorific Box of Tic Tacular!
October 31st, 2016
Look kids... straight up, this should not be the first episode of ICS that you listen to. This is a clusterfuck tornado full of the ghosts of ICS past. Late night craziness. Enjoy!
Episode 285: You Understand?
October 27th, 2016
Paul let's us know about contact from other planets. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd
Episode 284: Cambootya
October 26th, 2016
Matt tries to play basketball again. Paul has more intestine adventures with food. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 283: Diaper Doodle Dandy
October 20th, 2016
Mystere's RJ Owen recounts his bizarre Cirque recruiting and hands out gift for the ages. Giant Dwarf wrestling and San Francisco art killing also gets addressed. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 282: Jennifer Aniston's 90's Narcoleptic Boytoy
October 18th, 2016
Matt looks back on his Counting Crows concerts, Paul goes off on a dumb ass and Jacob should have gone off on a dumb ass. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 281: Can't Stop At Legs
October 13th, 2016
Matt works a weird corporate gig that just gets weirder. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail
Episode 280: Showmeggedon's New Weapon
October 12th, 2016
Paul is sick. Matt's days without road rage incedent: 0 scoop Mail and jock va nerd
Episode 279: Vladimir Gluten
October 10th, 2016
The night Trump's Billy Bush conversation came to light, the boys grabbed a late night drink in the churn to discuss. Also SJ stopped by her own house for this episode. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail
Episode 278: Rod Stewart's Bread Surrogate
October 6th, 2016
Mike's Mic Gate dominates the conversation and Paul pays tribute to bread. Scoop Mail and  Jock vs Nerd
Episode 277: The Chapeau-rone's Mad Waddle
October 5th, 2016
Matt watches 2 whole movies in a week. Jacob sees one also. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd
Episode 276: Meapuppet
September 28th, 2016
Matt and Paul are small potatoes in vegas with or without puppets. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 275: Russian Nesting Balls of Death
September 28th, 2016
Boys defrag from the nightmare that was Monday's debate night. 50 Shades has a bizarre week despite no crack heads. Jacob loses one of his many jobs. Scoop mail and Jock vs. Nerd. Scoop fest swag bags go on sale.
Episode 274: Horse Jury
September 22nd, 2016
America's public defender talks death penalty cases and drug cases in NJ. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail
Episode 273: Google Perf
September 21st, 2016
plus, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 272: Hot Salad
September 19th, 2016
Late night nonsense. Bonus episode scoop mail and jock vs nerd
Episode 271: Gateway to Healing
September 15th, 2016
Paul figures out which personality he has. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd. 
Episode 270: Han Solo Dude Party
September 14th, 2016
Tons of new Bucket Shows go up on Youtube! Obelisk scheme gets official. Meanwhile shows fall left and right in Las Vegas. Scoopmail and Jock vs. Nerd.
Episode 269: A Feather On A Volcano
September 8th, 2016
We revamped out patreon rewards! Matt has messed up teeth. Jacob messes up a drug deal. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 268: Paul Knows Sucking
September 6th, 2016
Paul has high standards. Matt and Jacob go to a fancy house. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 267: Y the Last Comic Book Movie
September 5th, 2016
This is a bonus episode that is a bit laid back considering the late recoding time. But rather than off the rails nonsense- this, perhaps, gets a little to close to what make Matt and Paul different people when they discuss the merits of comic books. Scoop mail. Vintage Scoop mail. Vintage jock vs nerd. 
Episode 266: "Don't Think Twice" Secret Weapon, Liz Allen
September 1st, 2016
When Mike Birbiglia assembled his amazing cast to star as an improv troupe in his highly acclaimed film, "Don't Think Twice", he brought on Improv Titan coach and director, Liz Allen. She talks about that experiences, surviving her stupid cancer ordeal, and getting a facebook page. Plus jock vs nerd and scoop mail.
Episode 265: Call Me Pee Wee
August 31st, 2016
Glorious physical scoop mail commeth, Scoop fest progress, airwolf vs. chips, Penn and Jess Rowland slated for this week's Bucket Show, Matt's kid rocks out at Jersey Boys, Jock vs Nerd, Scoop Mail
Episode 264: FBA
August 25th, 2016
Nonsense. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 263: Weiner Tongue
August 24th, 2016
Paul and Matt recount their 3 dark nights from when a crack head nearly stole their jobs. Jock vs Nerd. Scoop mail. 
Episode 262: Rod Sally Rod
August 18th, 2016
Grant (, @toasterboy) talks about meeting Kermit for the first time and plays triple threat with the boys. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 261: Donut of Weird Brown
August 17th, 2016
Matt gets embarrassed at performing at another weird Vegas gig. Paul brings down the house at Dave & Busters. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 260: Ghosts Love Humidity
August 11th, 2016
Matt gets a car. Paul has a hot on his hands and we read reviews of Long Distance. Bunch of nonsense, jock vs nerd And scoop mail. 
Episode 259: Runade!
August 10th, 2016
Absinthe is on the move. Recap of the latest episode of Fool Us. Tons of nonsense. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd
Episode 258: 3 Month Old Baby of Balls
August 4th, 2016
50 shades restaged, carrot top vs Chris Angel, tales of brotherly love, jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 257: Rachel Rage
August 3rd, 2016
Paul had a hate crush. Matt's kid does his first commercial, the Bellagio and chuck e cheese have something in common, jock vs bed and scoop mail. 
Episode 256: Yellow Teeth
July 28th, 2016
Fool Us, speaking to managers, 3rd party voters, red rock getaway, jock vs nerd and scoop mail.    
Episode 255: Oh Charlie!
July 27th, 2016
Lightning strikes the churn as the lovely Charlie Starling and boys change the face of ride sharing economics and the treatment of newborns. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 254: Purple Hickey Lips
July 21st, 2016
Paul educates Matt on the world of Pokemon. Then we handle a butt load of scoops mail. Jock vs Nerd
Episode 253: By The Power of Ol' Whitey!
July 20th, 2016
Matt and Paul are wrapped up in new podcasts. RNC night one happened. Jacob helps Matt with his pool. Showmeggeden strikes Las Vegas. Physical Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 252: Brock and Broll: The Beer Drinking Trolls.
July 14th, 2016
We talk all things Target and cover bands with our new friends Christine and Brock. Plus, bull fighting humans taco meat. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 251: TSA's Colors Don't Run
July 13th, 2016
Paul gets his green drink on. Matt get wrecked. Jacob follows up on his Robby Kneival story. Jock Vs. Nerd. Scoop Mail. 
Episode 250: Thanks a Ploptte!
July 7th, 2016
Talk of coffe and violins fill the air. Penn does the bucket show again. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 249: ASSassin
July 6th, 2016
Paul has digestive issues and bad dreams. Jacob encounters a legend. Scoop mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 248: Thunder. Clap.
July 4th, 2016
we apologize for misunderstanding the podcast award controversy. Eric Rickey of "Rabid Young" joins us in studio to talk about his upcoming album and being a Vegas musician. Plus we come up with a new album for Ariana Grande. Scoop mail and jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 247: Ecto-prison Rodeo Cooler.
June 30th, 2016
More like a fatty rabbit sink hole breaks out in the middle. We check in with Paul about uploading songs to iTunes and Jacob about his prison rodeo days. Jock vs nerd and scoop Mail. Plus, we launch Flat Kidney project. Print out your flat kidney image from our Facebook or Twitter page and share adventure pics with flat kidney to cheer up recovering kidney cancer survivor Laura E. @flatkidney and #flatkidney. Have fun!
Episode 246: We Am Winner!
June 28th, 2016
winning doesn't come without its controversy. The boys are drunk with power! Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 245: Spitting Jungle Juice
June 23rd, 2016
The boys welcome their new Australian friends into the church for a tasteful exploration of culture, politics, and relationships. scoop mail and jock vs nerd.  
Episode 244: Street Poodles
June 22nd, 2016
Show runner for the hilarious web hit cartoon White Ninja, Tyler Funk gives us a behind the scenes look on putting out 90 new episodes of White Ninja in 5 months. Matt takes his kids to the circus again and Paul reads a book. Jock vs Nerd and a Scoop Mail. 
Episode 243: Can Tales
June 20th, 2016
who is drinking Smirnoff Ice? Not matt. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. P
Episode 242: Toot Toot, Jersey Boys
June 16th, 2016
What does jersey boys closing mean for Matt future in Vegas. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 241: Vanessa Ray's F-Buddy or Grandpa Challenge!
June 15th, 2016
The super lovely, fun, and talented Vanessa Ray stops by to talk about working with Tom Selleck, Glenn Close, Ted Danson, Edie Falco and how she'd like to die in her fourth season on the CBS friday night drama. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd!
Episode 240: Where You Can Fart
June 9th, 2016
All the nonsense that's fit to print. Scoop Mail and Jock versus Nerd. 
Episode 239: Hivvy Birthdaids, Sam Lemos!
June 8th, 2016
Notorious vegas vocalist and sexy saxophonist, Sam Lemos talks about he debut solo project and upcoming Las Vegas outdoor concert while matt and Paul make porn jokes.  Jock versus nerd and scoop mail happen as well. 
Episode 238: Everything's Better with Butts.
June 2nd, 2016
Paul actually did the whole episode this time around. Plus, some nonsense and jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 237: Where the F is Paul?
June 1st, 2016
While Paul slumbers with his comic books and dogs, Matt and Jacob answer a bunch a of scoop mail. Paul shows up after handling some telemarketers and then the tackle Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 236: Leisurely Scratch
May 30th, 2016
Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social is nominated for Best Comedy at You can vote once a day, everyday until June 12th. Donald Trump can't sell coffee, Matt can't talk about his kids, Paul can't breath. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 235: Lorene Scafaria Writer/Director of The Meddler.
May 26th, 2016
Writer/Director of one of the top gross on independent films discusses her amazingly executed dark comedy about a grieving mother and daughter, directing Susan Sarandon and JK Simmons, and auditioning dogs. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 234: Eyes Can't Taste
May 25th, 2016
Paul educates Matt about wearing sunglasses. The boys discuss censorship on social media. Scoop mail, jock vs nerd. 
Episode 233: Tit Prince's Purple Nurple Rain
May 19th, 2016
nonsense, scoop mail and jock vs nerd
Episode 232: Penisery of the Puppet
May 17th, 2016
Excuse us while we whip this one out. Two hot dudes who make a living artistically wrangling their well endowed junk into shapes talk about like in Puppetry of the Penis, Las Vegas. Win tickets to their show which is Thursday through Sunday at the Erotic Museum at 8pm. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 231: Tube Slinger
May 16th, 2016
We accidentally get caught up talking about the election which we hate and we aren't good at. Then we take a real serious turn as two of the boys lost a friend. Then we attempt to pull up and do our goddamn jobs and try to be funny with scoop mail and jock vs. nerd.
Episode 230: Kiss From a Rose On The Brain
May 12th, 2016
GNR vs Metallica revisited. Matt has a hot sister. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 229: Life Milk
May 10th, 2016
Paul's Father in Law takes in Paul's full body of work. Matt looks back on Tarot Lounge interviews and the difference between Teller and Steve Wyrick. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 228: Rollercoaster of Men
May 5th, 2016
Matt has some real white boy problems. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 227: Sweat House
May 4th, 2016
Matt looks back at working at NYFA. Paul sees Penn & Teller. Jacob gets a painting. Scoop Mail. jock vs nerd
Episode 226: Look Into The Futurist
April 28th, 2016
Sunday Assembly's Kevin Breen brings a lecturer, Ulysses Owen to talk about living forever. Jock vs. nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 225: The Smallest Camel Spider
April 26th, 2016
Paul Mattingly severely sprains foot. Lots of stuff went down in jock town. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Plus the very special announcement for a Halloween contest.
Episode 224: Drive Thru Wedding Dreams.
April 20th, 2016
Breon Jenay, Vegas chapel minister, stops by to talk about Las Vegas' craziest and dominant industry- getting hitched. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 223: Crusty Bread and Dippy Do
April 20th, 2016
50 Shades Shennanigans and backstage reports from Season 3 of Penn & Teller Fool Us. Plus Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. 
Episode 222: Turn the Hoes On 'Em
April 13th, 2016
Matt misses his last episode for Fool Us Tapings and SJ and Paul drag Jacob through more nonsense. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 221: Fancy Headphones
April 12th, 2016
America's favorite Yoko Ono returns. While Matt works on Fool Us, SJ sits in with Paul and Jacob. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 220: The Bathroom Knife
April 7th, 2016
Martin Crownover has an amazing surprise for the boys. Matt has to leave mid episode and SJ takes over. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 219: Slut Church
April 6th, 2016
Paul reacts to Matt's news that he is writing jokes and host material for Penn & Teller: Fool Us Season 3 on CW. Rocky Horror Scoop Mail And Jock Vs Nerd.  
Episode 218: Melodrama
March 31st, 2016
Meaculpas, scoop deadlines, a whole bunch of nonsense, plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 217: Caravan Kidnapping
March 30th, 2016
Paul and Jacob have seen Batman vs Superman. kidnapped Matt's little brother so we interview them on how they travel the world by sailboat and perform shows in the boat. Scoop Mail-another doozy and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 216: Showering Regimen.
March 28th, 2016
Scoop Augie Carton send some delicious homemade beer to the church which leads to almost an hour long discussion of showering and hygiene. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.  This Easter Egg Bonus episode happened because of all the patreon support at the beginning of the month where we broke $4444.44 for the first time. Enjoy!
Episode 215: Rob Ford Crack Piñata
March 24th, 2016
Matt and Mattingly welcome famous Canadian sportscaster and podcaster, Nug, to ICS via Skype. The boys talk about death of Rob Ford, wrestling, diet, and our northern neoghbor's perception of the presidential election. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 214: BYOPT
March 22nd, 2016
First we fail at trying to not start off the show talking about the weather. Then we add another layer to our popular topless show pitch, Chapeau. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail
Episode 213: Sandy the Leprechaun - EXCLUSIVE
March 17th, 2016
Happy St. Patrick's Day scoops. We have an exclusive interview with Sandy the Leprechaun. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Cheers!
Episode 212: Sitchard Rimmons
March 16th, 2016
Our special NCAA tournament preview-kidding! Jerrod from subway's list of creepy things. Matt announces a show in LA at Nerdist on March 25. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 211: Brian Gramo, Editing Bitch to the Stars.
March 14th, 2016
Thanks to all our patreon backers, especially Howard Jackson, we are releasing a surprise episode to kick off the work week. Speaking of surprises, Matt's old college roommate happens to be coming through Las Vegas on a road trip the night the boys were recording. He is the editor for all things Grace Helbig and other youtube stars, he was an true internet pioneer, but mostly he talks about his crazy past with Matt. Jock Vs. Nerd and tragic Scoop Mail.
Episode 210: Skunk Jumping
March 10th, 2016
Trump, Skunks, jock vs nerd, scoop mail and why do you care... We try to be funny. Just take it in. 
Episode 209: Persona Non Grated
March 9th, 2016
More Chuck E Cheese adventures and jock vs nerd and scoop mail!
Episode 208: Future Stars of Wrestling: Kevin Kross
March 2nd, 2016
3 compelling figures from Las Vegas' Future Stars of Wrestling tear it up in the churn. We get the deal and the real deal for what's it's like in the independent corners professional wrestling. Plus Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 207: The Decade's Greatest Movie...
March 1st, 2016
We review the year's best films regardless of whether we've seen them. Matt sees Deadpool before Paul for some reason. Plus, Scoop Mail, and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 206: "Great Interview" -Mike Weatherford
February 25th, 2016
Las Vegas' most respected and feared entertainment columnists, Mike Wetheford, blows off work to spend time in the churn. He gets to see how the other half lives as Paul and Matt review his life. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd.  Plus, a huge huge thank you to our new Patrons and supporters on It was an overwhelming and amazing week. 
Episode 205: Mosquita Zika Eureka
February 24th, 2016
Patreon achievement unlocked! Pope approved condom usage. Paul has chocolate donut nightmares. Scoop Mail, Scoop Ads, jock vs nerd. 
Episode 204: An Unfortunate Distraction
February 18th, 2016
The boys talk Scorpion and Paul most timely joke ever made at Secund City. They try not to get distracted by the horrible rounds of karaoke happening behind them. Scoop Mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 203: Bang the Coins Out That Couch
February 17th, 2016
Post Valentine's Day bliss fills the churn as Paul and Jacob reveal their Valentine's Day secrets.  A public service announcement about vaginal safety is made. Paul buys a new car and Matt remembers that time he upset a car salesman. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 202: Down for Dinner in the Ya?
February 11th, 2016
Paul is in a wreck and needs a check. Good Bye storm trooper mobile. Matt is filthy. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.
Episode 201: Comic Con Queso
February 10th, 2016
Paul checks out an old Action movie. Super Bowl commercial recap. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail!
Episode 200: The Penn Jillette Interview
February 3rd, 2016
Carnivals, Jam Auctions, Confidence Men, Illegal Cubans, and Dead Sea Lions- What can't you talk about with one of the greatest entertainers of all time, Penn Jillette. He even sits in for Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 199: Phat Ass Dogs
February 2nd, 2016
We make up for a lack of Fatty Rabbit Holes in previous episodes with a doozy of one to open the show. Saman JJ makes an appearance on his Vegas visit. Jock Vs. Nerd and scoop mail.
Episode 198: Chapeau: Seduction Escalated
January 28th, 2016
Matt is on the hunt for dudes. Paul hates Jurassic World. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd!
Episode 197: Bramble of Passion
January 27th, 2016
Ryer's internship ends with a trip to the porn convention.  Paul's famous balls get the razor treatment. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 196: When Human Trafficking, Avoid the Fish
January 20th, 2016
it's our intern'a last churn session. Gift are given, tears are shed, uncomfortable questions about sexuality are asked and matt takes his kids sledding. Also, we tackle another issue of society as we know it, cereal milk. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 195: Blacklist Confidential
January 19th, 2016
Blacklist rips off LA Confidential. Making fun of Trump is not a liberal thing. Physical scoop mail, regular scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 194: Crapunzel
January 14th, 2016
Matt makes a new facebook friend. The boys make vegas recommendations for future newlyweds. Our intern get physical scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. Scoop mail. Limericks haikus and a song. 
Episode 193: Give Me Jesus's Email
January 13th, 2016
We start off heavy with the death of David Bowie and a sad scoop mail. Then we address a possible wardrobe malfunction at 50 Shades and get into some regular scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 192: The Janitor's Keys to the Universe.
January 7th, 2016
We get a buttload of physical scoop mail. George Lucas calls Disney "white slavers". Tom Coughlin got fired. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 191: Wash Them Toes
January 6th, 2016
Fresh stats on scoops fuck marry kill for Paul Matt and Jacob. We check in with Ryer in his new intern digs. Paul debates how important video games are to a healthy relationship. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 190: Crappy New Year
December 31st, 2015
A year end review falls apart and the guys take turns making each other feel super awkward. Scoop mail does little to help the strange tension and jock vs nerd is fine. We almost didn't put this episode up. Decide for yourself. Oh. And happy new year, Scoops!
Episode 189: Penny Candy and Woolly Willy
December 29th, 2015
The boys review their holidays. Jacob has a an announcement. Paul needs some red bull.  Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 188: Holly Jolly Chris Bosh
December 24th, 2015
Paul has an exclusive interview with Santa. Matt makes a major rookie mistake as a home owner. Paul's wife was already a big Christian Grey enthusiast before Paul became him. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Merry Chrisbosh!!!
Episode 187: The News is Your Dumb Friend
December 23rd, 2015
A crazy woman made national news when she tried to kill 30 random people walking on Las Vegas Blvd with her car. All 3 boys were working nearby. Paul's conspiracy brain runs wild on Steve Harvey. Plus, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 186: Reservoir of Poon.
December 17th, 2015
The boys take a dip into the vintage scoop mail pool and end up in the reservoir of poon.. Will they make it out of January? Spoiler Alert: no. Plus some hot ass Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 185: January 2015's Finest Mail
December 16th, 2015
Apparently Jacob and SJ have family that like them and wants to see them. Yuck. Anyhow, that means a bank episode with old ass scoop mail we meant to read on air. Plus jock vs nerd. 
Episode 184: The Cost of Gay Bashing
December 9th, 2015
Matt and Paul missed the best joke out the Santa Clause/Britney Spears story. Matt finds out there is a price one can pay to hate gays at one of his jobs. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.
Episode 183: Lollipop Buffet
December 9th, 2015
Jacob and Paul are tuckered out post Absinthe Christmas party. Matt's kid sets up a lollipop buffet. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 182: Sack Re Bleu
December 3rd, 2015
Another night of late night silliness. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 181: Tony Surgical Lube
December 2nd, 2015
It is Paul's birthday and he gets a new job. Matt is going nuts as 50 Shades reopens. Jacob gets a new chair and mic rig. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 180: Furry Survivor
November 26th, 2015
Today's episode features a new segment called "what would it take" in which matt and Paul discuss what would it take for them to start watching different popular reality shows. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 179: Paul Will Hunt You Down
November 25th, 2015
Jacob accidentally becomes a cannibal. Paul gets phones call and then gets pissed. We get corrected for our political discussion by someone who has absolutely every right to correct us. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 178: Titsappointed
November 19th, 2015
Matt to play Santa, Paul teaches in a strip club, and right before jock vs nerd we accidentally get into politics so feel free to fast forward on that part. Scoop mail. 
Episode 177: Bridge Over Troubled Brits
November 18th, 2015
Matt has an unusual turn of events at 50 Shades. Matt, Paul, and Jacob talk a little too much about the production company behind Matt's terrible audition from last week. Paul revisits his terrible luck with owning a home in Las Vegas. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 176: Wet Blanket Anniversary
November 12th, 2015
Matt has another awkward audition. Paul messes up his anniversary gift to his wife. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 175: Finder's Dentures
November 11th, 2015
Paul and Matt are both roped into pyramid schemes. Matt sees something sad at a casino. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 174: Take A Snake
November 5th, 2015
Dave Donnelly refuses to pick a favorite child. Matt takes on his first snake. Jacob tells the legend of snake island. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 173: Sexy Duck
November 4th, 2015
Matt's dad sits in studio for a civilized discussion on duck fucking vs. drunk driving. Plus, scoop mail and jock vs. nerd. 
Episode 172: Spooky Rubix Boobs
October 29th, 2015
SJ sits in with the boys as they take requests for listeners for different Halloween "guests" to stop by Ice Cream Social. It's a delirious late night recording as well. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 171: Little Red Robin Hood
October 28th, 2015
Paul gets a new toilet and Matt gets laid off. Paul takes a cooking class. Jacob and Matt's favorite teams square off this Sunday. Physical scoop mail and metaphysical scoop mail. Jock vs Nerd. Patreon songs. 
Episode 170: I Don't Sound Like This.
October 22nd, 2015
Matt is watching Rachel Bloom's Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Paul is telling stories about his wife and she may or may not sound like the voice Paul uses for her. The boys address commuting from Vegas to San Francisco to work and when a psychic should be arrested. Paul Songs, Scoops Mail, and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 169: Stabitha Mouth Invader
October 21st, 2015
Penn Jillette publishes a letter that Donald Trump threatens to publish from Penn. Is SNL wrong for having Trump host? Paul ponders his life and death whenever he flies. The boys discover the best IMDB page. Matt reveals his first kiss. More songs, scoop mail and jock vs nerd.
Episode 168: Coffin Full of Meat
October 15th, 2015
NASA JPL's Hui Ying Wen facetime's in to put to rest all of the boys' bullshit beliefs about Mars and the moon. Las Vegas Review Journal's Entertainment Reporter, Doug Elfman shares some amazing stories from his career as a journalist. Jock vs Nerd and some disgusting Scoop Mail.
Episode 167: Batman on Vacation in LA.
October 14th, 2015
Paul believes there might be some sort of pumpkin patch controversy in Vegas and he delivers some new hits despite being on 3 hours of sleep.  ICS gets their facebook page reported and briefly shut down. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 166: Think Like a Martian Rockafeller.
October 8th, 2015
Montclair State University is haunted. Which of the Neapolitan wants to go to Mars? Who got fired for farting? Patron tunes, scoop mail, Jock vs Nerd and fun facts. 
Episode 165: "I Must Tell You About Raul".
October 7th, 2015
Paul discusses Improv Goblet. Matt talks about flying with two kids. The first patreon song dedication session goes down. Scoop Mail with Raul and his lasting impressions. Jock Vs Nerd, athletes vs Star Trek. Also, Fun Facts!
Episode 164: Robe Time.
October 1st, 2015
Scoop Cruise bank show Scoop Mail fest. Matt tells jokes: Matt's Godfather is not amused. Paul tells a joke: Matt is not amused. Matt calls back the joke: Jacob is not amused. Paul: is amused. Topics this Scoop Mail extravaganza include defending atheism, Tony Jaa, doughnut clubs, a non-starter drinking story, a very long joke, and another genital injury story. SONGS: "Get Off of My Lawn" / " Super Mario Proposal" APPEARANCES BY: Mermaid John Madden/ Paul Lynde SCOOP MAIL: Scoopa Fat Boy/ Dip Shirt Cone/ Jordan/ Marty McScoop/ Glen/ Scoop of Canadian Maple & Bacon/ Chicken Scoop for the Soul/ La Fringe Scoop/ Pooper Scooper Crazy Creamer/ Rum Riesenberg SCOOP JOCK VS NERD by 23 Travis: They Might be Giants Lyrics vs. The '86 World Series
Episode 163: From the Bank at Sea
September 30th, 2015
Bank show Scoop Cruise vintage Scoop Mail fest. In today's episode the guys try to tackle the mound of Scoop Mail after they discuss their first few days on board the ship. Topics include: Benedict Negro, Christmapus, a CHUD haunted house, the UK port ban, Indiana rounding Pi, romantic Paul, and Dildos as presents. And then 11 minutes and 19 seconds after the guys joke about reading all the scoop mail they brought along except 1, there is a so-called "data corruption" turning several old unread scoop mails into forever lost scoop mails. So if you're ever wondering if we got to your scoop mail, we did... but you probably won't get to hear it. SCOOP MAIL: Sacktomonkey/ Dustin/ Jane Cobbs Cap/ Simon/ Fudgy Numbers/ Sod Pen/ Moxie Fox
Episode 162: Rita Chinyere aka Brita James departs UCB over race.
September 23rd, 2015
Rita Chinyere aka Brita James wrote a controversial and provocative article about how people of color are treated in the comedy community. She agreed to be interviewed on Ice Cream Social the next day after she went public with her article. Also, we talk to scoop and congregation member Nicolas about his contest to give away his restaurant for $100. We also find time for scoop mail and jock va nerd. Buckle up, this one is a roller coaster   Plugs: Matt's show in NYC at pit loft, Wednesday 9/30 at 9pm Paul's improv Goblet (festival) in baobab stage, town square Las Vegas October 1st and 2nd win $111 by submitting an audio montage of ICS support: 
Episode 161: Outreach Around
September 22nd, 2015
Through thick or thin, Heidi Fleisscheck puts her black book up for sale. The Patriots still cheat. Paul gets hurt, pissed, then goes on a mission. Matt challenges Paul to a patreon based high five contest on the Vegas Strip. The boys Launch a $111 Audio Montage Contest. Matt has a NYC show September 30th at 9pm at Pit Loft.  Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 160: ICS Trivia Challenge
September 17th, 2015
on today's bank show, gelato Steve challenges Matt and Mattingly to a drinking game trivia contest. Plus, vintage Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 159: Meet the Scoop Group. Hashtag Scoop Cruise.
September 16th, 2015
We meet newlyweds and new scoops Matt and Sarah who host is in their cruise suite as the boys get to know the entire scoop group aboard the Celebrity Summit. 
Episode 158: Jerry Springer's Drinking Buddy
September 10th, 2015
Jacob reflects on his time as Jerry Springer's drinking buddy. The boys spending so much time talking about the Patriots creates the first ever Nerd Vs. Nerd.  Also some kick ass Scoop Mail.
Episode 157: Rent Paul Mattingly for 4 Hours.
September 9th, 2015
the boys react to the unbelievable start of their Patreon campaign. Paul take his wife to see Matt shakes his ass in 50 Shades. Paul out at midnight looks to purchase some new Star Wars toys. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 156: Lady of the Bowling Ball Arm
September 3rd, 2015
Jacob's college buddy and 50 Shades The Parody cast member, Sabrina Sia stops by to talk about competing in pageants in Lousiana, cruise ship life, and having a Duck Dynasty dad who hates Duck Dynasty. Plus jock vs nerd
Episode 155: Patreon Launch and the Mountain of Mayo.
September 2nd, 2015
For 34 minutes, the boys discuss their earliest memory, Paul's GI situation, Matt's hatred of reading and J Anderson Thompson's theory on developing god. Then live on air, they launch a somewhat ridiculous patreon page that kindly asks for your support. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 154: Las Vegas Bathroom Patrol
August 27th, 2015
First podcast back in the churn, the boys deal with President visiting Vegas. They talk scoop cruise and scoop fest and the wonder that was the Siren Show aboard the Summit. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 153: 1st Annual Scoop Fest!
August 26th, 2015
Over 100 people from all over the country piled into a tiny bar and welcomed Matt Paul and Jacob to an afternoon love recording of Ice Cream Social. Live Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd: Creamer Jean, Another Sarah, Ryer Appledorn, Joe Swam, Billy Tierney, St John John, Andy Cheek and his daughter, Steel This Beer's Augie Carton. A fantastic and overwhelming day for the boys and a nice little fundraiser for Opportunity Village of Las Vegas. Enjoy!
Episode 152: Heidi Fleiss Is For The Birds.
August 19th, 2015
In a sprawling exotic bird compound in Pahrump, NV, we interview the fascinating and eccentric Heidi Fleiss. Former Hollywood madam, ex con, marijuana farmer and now exotic bird caretaker and advocate welcomed us to her home. 
Episode 151: Love Butt Driver, Kurt Braunohler.
August 17th, 2015
Matt and Jacob had a chance to interview Kurt Bruanohler in his cross country trip driving a giant butt for his Comedy Central pilot. Paul was unavailable to be in studio. Kurt talks about his upcoming show, being on the Tonight Show and Chelsea lately. Also matt and Kurt look back on the early New York City improv and alternative comedy scene. Kurt also opens up about the difficulties of trying to be a duo in modern entertainment. Enjoy!
Episode 150: Pre Scoop Cruise/ Scoop Fest
August 13th, 2015
 More Jizz ribbon action, fame or money debate, Matt's brother meets a scoop and jock vs nerd. Plus, scoop mail. 
Episode 149: Beard E Cheese's Slave Labor Ship
August 12th, 2015
Matt finds out the secret marker rules of Chipotle and takes his kid to Paul's ophaned home, Chuck E Cheese. Penn & Teller Fool Us recap for episodes 5 and 4. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 148: Jehovah's Titness
August 6th, 2015
A case is made for the Spice Girls being punk rock when the boys interview the lovely, funny, and talented Tatiana Mac.  Also, what happened when children choose evil toy makers over Santa Clause and just how different is a drunk adult from a child. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 147: Flying Wolf
August 5th, 2015
A Kentucky man shoots down a drone and kicks up a legal hornets nest. Matt is outclassed twice. Paul still hates weddings and having to see anyone in general. Jock vs Nerd from Slappy McGee and scoop mail with a gun. 
Episode 146: Ashes to Gargoyles!
July 30th, 2015
Matt has a garbage body language problem on airplanes and might also have airborne herpes. Paul couldn't care less. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 145: Urbana Legenda.
July 29th, 2015
matt addresses a few complaints differently and does an Ice vest update. Paul wishes he could go back in time and Eiffel Tower himself. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Also, Wednesday is a good day to follow HeyScoops on the periscope app as they road trip for bank show. 
Episode 144: 50 Mistakes of Grey
July 23rd, 2015
Matt has episode recaps for Fool Us episodes 2 and 3. Jacob's Louisiana upbringing gives him a different perspective on Katrina, 50 fuck ups of Grey- matt almost ruins the show several times. Scoop mail! Taco Bell hospital returns! Paul hates pink eye. Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 143: Prince Albert In My Can
July 21st, 2015
Paul Mattingly hums himself to work. Matt wears a vest and talks Donald Trump. Paul goes to a stand up show and hears some bullshit. Scoop mail asks the boys a great question about getting away with something. Jock vs Nerd scoop style. 
Episode 142: Best Year Ever-1992
July 15th, 2015
Paul loved 1992. Seriously. He also has fabulous answers for cars he'd buy should he obtain a buttload of money. jacob and SJ announce they will benattendin scoop fest and scoop cruise but will they all ride a giant banana? A quick note to our stitcher listeners to be peeping our episode numbers. Also Jock Vs Nerd and some hot ass scoop mail. @midnight campaign continues. 
Episode 141: Eat the Couch
July 14th, 2015
Happy Bastille Day, Scoops! There is nothing about Bastille Day in this episode but we do talk about Matt's kid making his first jokes and talk about the poor defending of the asinine question of "are women funny?" And how it applies to Ghostbusters. We update people on the At Midnight campaign. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 140: Baños Banditos!
July 8th, 2015
We get a wonderful scoop mail about adventures in truck driving. Also, Matt recap an episode he wrote on of Penn & Teller: Fool Us on CW and get into sick ass Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd our faces off!
Episode 139: Dabbing Vs. Wiping David Hasselhoff
July 7th, 2015
Matt and Paul take in the World Cup, reflect on the wonder of David Hasselhoff and debate dabbing vs wiping philosophy. Some amazing scoop mail and scoop Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 138: Bush Fruit
July 2nd, 2015
Some vape company want to get the flavor profile of ICS so they can get them hooked on their hot vape action. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. 
Episode 137: Let's Hope I Don't Have Aids.
July 1st, 2015
When it comes to Paul's dogs, it's a battle of Pavlov vs pooping. Matt spends an odd morning in Penn Station in New York City. Jock vs nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 136: Lady of Questionable Morals
June 25th, 2015
Matt and Paul talk about the cartoons they drew as kids. Matt discusses his Jeb Bush presidential pick and his shiny shoe choice. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 135: Las Vegas: The Game
June 24th, 2015
Matt and Mattingly have always lifted the curtain and shown you the lesser known parts of Las Vegas. Today, they interview Justin Oswald and Matt Roach who make a living pulling live pranks on unsuspecting tourists in Las Vegas. Sometimes it goes off without a hitch and other times it goes off the rails. Plus, Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 134: Drumstick From Hell
June 18th, 2015
Matt and Mattingly have to cancel a Bucket Show. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 133: Diablo's Dead Daughters.
June 17th, 2015
Matt takes his kids to the circus and Paul takes his wife to a John Denver Tribute Show. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd
Episode 132: Pork Chop.
June 10th, 2015
Matt and Paul take turns letting people make them feel horrible about themselves. Actual scoop mail. Regular scoop mail. Jock vs nerd and this episode will be released as a video podcast later this week. 
Episode 131: Current Cost of Freedom: $1.40
June 9th, 2015
The boy's return to their origin and record at Vintage Nudes Studio. Paul, Matt and Jacob tell different versions of the same story where Paul may or may not have attacked a woman with a cockroach. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 130: A Technique To Toothy
June 4th, 2015
Matt's medium rare and appropriate steak. Paul's lack of questions. Scoop Mail and a very special redneck jock vs nerd. 
Episode 129: Hot Cuz at the BBQ
June 3rd, 2015
Deaf translators at 50 Shades, America's Got Talent's Piff and tears, Scoop Mail: super asshole dad. Jock vs Nerd: Fifa fun vs masters of the universe hero villain or sex toy. 
Episode 128: Perfectly Normal. Just Don't Do It.
May 28th, 2015
Paul believes he knows the fastest healing parts of the body. Matt wants to launch a middle of the night texting service for new parents. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. 
Episode 127: "I Need My Cheese Good"
May 27th, 2015
Matt randomly encounters people of prejudice against New Jersey. Paul and Matt share Memorial Day stories and one the stories involved Lions. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. 
Episode 126: Red Dwarf
May 21st, 2015
Matt and Paul discuss the Cosby quotes from his latest interview, 7LandHand sends in Jock Vs. Nerd audio, some very painful scoop mail gets read, and Matt and Mattingly announce Land Locked Scoop Fest at Tierney's Tavern in Montclair, NJ on August 15th at 3pm.  All you need is gas money to get to Jersey and $5
Episode 125: Ray Cronise and His Crazy Ass Diet and Health Theories.
May 20th, 2015
The boys do their best to not make an infomercial as they tackle diet myths and dogma with former NASA Scientist and Bio Chemist, now reluctant diet cult leader, Ray Cronise. 
Episode 124: The Real Duck Dynasty Musical
May 14th, 2015
The boys discuss the closing of the Duck Dynasty musical. jock Vs nerd: deflategate vs Joss Whedon's Twitter account. 
Episode 123: Crime Can't Wake Matt Up.
May 13th, 2015
Matt recalls the birth of his latest kid and accidentally yet briefly starts another wrestling discussion. Paul talks avengers and while Matt talks Thomas the Tank Engine. Matt's butthole might have something going on and it may involve sleeping through a crime. Scoop Mail. 
Episode 122: DecoPause
May 7th, 2015
B.J. Joins Paul and Jacob today! We find out what it would take to make Paul run into machine gun fire while Paul and B.J. try to make the show into a nerd paradise. Paul also tells you everything that Paul likes.
Episode 121: E-Bol-A Candy
May 6th, 2015
The eccentric Spencer Novich joins us in the churn today! We talk about his gigs and his serious flexibility. His dog pound really gets stretched to the limit. We also find out that milk and dicks are not surf and turf.
Episode 120: An Engagement Ring Is A Dick.
April 30th, 2015
SJ's back!!! We find out the SJ thinks of Better Homes and Gardens in the same way that Paul thinks of comic books. Paul finds out that he knows all the words to the Muppet Babies song and SJ finds out that Elvis just died. 
Episode 119: The Hoarding Mermaid
April 29th, 2015
Eric Jeffers sits in for Matt and goes down a kung-fu rabbit hole with Paul. A Scoop Connection happens! And Paul and Jacob argue about Disney Animated films.  
Episode 118: Knives in the Closet
April 23rd, 2015
SJ joins Paul and Jacob and they talk school days, early theatre experience and Jacob's electrifying personality. 
Episode 117: To Shit In Matt's Shoes.
April 22nd, 2015
Jacob and Paul flounder like the fish they are while Matt is out with his new baby! Star Wars and backyard wrestling are all Paul wants to talk about. 
Episode 116: Paul's hostile takeover
April 16th, 2015
Paul was supposed to give Matt a summary and episdoe title for this particular podcast, but alas... here we are.  Probable Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd, but who knows...
Episode 115: Mate: The Movie
April 15th, 2015
Matt discusses the season of Fool Us. The boys welcome Derek Shipman to the churn. A very special audio jock vs nerd. Some scoop mail and other nonsense. 
Episode 114: Boy, You Are In a Pickle...
April 9th, 2015
The boys experiment with the periscope app as they discuss the future of transportation.  Matt causes an issue for 50 Shades Vegas the day of his debut. Jock vs Nerd and Scoop Mail. 
Episode 113: I'll Sofa The Door
April 8th, 2015
Matt and Mattingly, well really mostly Matt gets criticized for how the Indiana Issue was handled the week before. Scoop Cruise ahoy! Scoop mail includes an amazing Italian Air Show and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 112: Belgian Plow Horse
April 2nd, 2015
The Bucket Show get thrust into film noir like mysterious circumstances. A legit Scoop Cruise opportunity presents itself. Paul fails to describe anything on the internet. Paul is curious about Matt's need to paint a crib. Matt gets a new job without getting rid of his old one. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.
Episode 111: 16 Year Olds Listen to College Kids.
April 1st, 2015
Its the one year anniversary for these April Fools! Topics: Indiana, Harry Reid, ICS Porn, Gay Hating Bakers, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 110: Charro's Tittar
March 26th, 2015
There are references to Matt having his next kid but the truth is Matt just messed up his own schedule and screwed thing up for Paul and Jacob this week. So the baby banks are wasted on red tape nonsense. Just another reason to shy away from team Sling and go for team Slide.
Episode 109: The A Theme
March 25th, 2015
3 Murdochs, a rap song, and hot dog speghetti. This is a bank show but Matt is not having another kid yet despite the references. 
Episode 108: Type Slap
March 19th, 2015
The boys discuss highlights from Penn's 60th birthday including performances by Piff the Magic Dragon and Billy the Mime. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.  
Episode 107: There Once Was a Podcast From Las Vegas
March 18th, 2015
Limerick Challenge, Jacob reports on Newsies, Scoop Mail, Does Ace have a hot girlfriend, Jizz Ribbon Bandits and the Return of Scoop Nurse with another gross story. Plus Retiring football players vs new football games in Jock Vs. Nerd
Episode 106: Holy Crab Cow
March 12th, 2015
food. Mail. Jock vs nerd. 
Episode 105: Fresh from the Hospital
March 11th, 2015
Matt comes straight from the hospital. White guilt on social media, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 104: Headache for the Rest of Our Lives
March 5th, 2015
Pimp Court appears in Jock Vs. Nerd and we hear some misfired proposal stories in Scoop Mail. A Scoop also solicites some snappy comebacks for a situation at work. We also try out a new section called "Fresh Stats!"
Episode 103: Scoop-tastic Gifts!
March 4th, 2015
Unreal scoop deliveries, athlete's making millions instead of Africa, Matt has a tough week as an actor. Scoop Mail includes snappy comebacks for answering nosey people about that next baby. Hands in "1.2.3- Jock Vs Nerd!"
Episode 102: I Married a Cake, Bitch!
February 26th, 2015
Bank shows are often recorded after our regular episode which means we are pushing towards 4 or 5 am.  This episode is a good example of what happens when microphones are on Matt and Paul at this goofy time.
Episode 101: To The Stars on the Wings of a Pig
February 25th, 2015
Bank Show Vintage Scoop Mail fest. In this episode the boys tell their favorite classic jokes and question the street cred of Warren G and Montell Jordan. They also discuss Korean Unicorns, an unfortunately named Girl Scout Troup, lady gamers, book recommendations, 2 sentence horror stories and a big transgender headache. Songs:"This is How We Do It" (alternate lyrics)"Teen Streams" Scoop Mail from:Scooptimus PrimeWarrenKeithScoop and a halfMoxie FoxThousands of Spiders Scoop Jock vs Nerd from JohnChampions League Soccer vs. WWE Hall of Fame ICS History:Debut of "Don't look at me... LOOK AT ME!!"
Episode 100: SNL All Time Favorites.
February 19th, 2015
In a strange ICS event, Matt takes off and leaves Paul alone in a room with Jacob. This is against the rules. Does Paul survive?
Episode 099: Mr. February
February 18th, 2015
Matt's wife is better at his job than he is. Paul's wife drags him to a lovely movie. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 098: V Day: Nest of the Weiner.
February 12th, 2015
Before the boys take a weird turn on the Valentine's Day topic, they discuss the filthiest news of the day and compare Jenny McCarthy to the Nick Drake's Pink Moon. They also double down on Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. 
Episode 097: Pizza Is The New Bacon
February 11th, 2015
Pizza is the New Bacon. Good Bye Daily Show. Scoop Mail.
Episode 096: Closet Atheist at a Funeral
February 5th, 2015
Can weed take down gay marriage? How close is Paul to being Randy Quaid? Two very deep and emotional scoop mails are read tackling depression and being an athiest at a catholic funeral. Please regular scoop mail. One addresses whether you'd rather be preached to in a car or lit on fire. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Enjoy!
Episode 095: Sommelier Pirates
February 4th, 2015
The boys break down the Super Bowl and Paul thinks it was rigged. Jacob surprises the boys with Red Velvet Oreos. Our first actual real deal scoop mail arrive and it involves balls. Matt lets the weight of being the #1 Steve Winwood podcast get to him. The is a brief update on Paul's chopstick challenge. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.
Episode 094: The Ol' Classic Cancer Threesome.
January 29th, 2015
Paul helps Matt write some rhymes for his new show. The boys discuss an edited scenes from the 50 Shades of Grey movie. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 093: Paul's Chopstick Challenge
January 28th, 2015
Deflated Super Bowl expectations, fatty and fat rabbit holes, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. 
Episode 092: The RSVP Epedemic!
January 22nd, 2015
TV show reviews. A kid gets find for skipping a party. Paul goes to a movie. Matt had dinner with Daily Show people. Plus, a butt load of Scoop Mail. 
Episode 091: The Pope Is a Dipshit.
January 21st, 2015
Matt and Paul tackle the pope being a total cock wallet. Operation Obelisk relaunches. Matt fails a fight or flight test. Scoop mail and deflate gate jock vs nerd. 
Episode 090: Je Suis Fatty
January 15th, 2015
Matt and Paul discuss #jesuischarlie. Ryer sends the boys a gift.  More new baby names are proposed. Paul reveals his darkest days in a fatty rabbit hole. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd.
Episode 089: "Long Distance" by Paul Mattingly
January 14th, 2015
Paul launches a new show in Las Vegas. Matt teaches at a business school. Paul surprises Matt by bringing in the song he recorded for his wife. Matt sees Louis CK perform in LA. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 088: A Sleeve of Oreos
January 8th, 2015
Paul and Matt talk churning. Matt hates over sharers and Paul shares his shit. Joel McHale's opener thrashes a heckler. More baby names suggestions are considered for Matt's next child. A Penn Jillette quote sets the boys back a peg about negative news and biases.Kid shoots mom. Scoop Mail: Italian Air Foursome. Mandy the Aussie writes in about missed opportunities. And a letter from Dipshit Cone where he gets duped for pune.
Episode 087: "Sorry, Your Majesty".
January 7th, 2015
What does Usher and the KKK have in common? An unusual source debates Matt on the art of pole dancing. Jacob messes up another fact on air. Scoop Mail: Paul's wife write in and breaks down their whole courtship and relationship. Trigger Warning: Olive Garden. Atheist dating advice and Morrocan Scoop Veteran writes in with Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 086: Just Buy The Pool
December 31st, 2014
The first submission for naming Matt's kid are considered. two scoops send in nes stories questioning their Italian Air Show-ness. During scoop mail, the boys tackle another "so drunk" story from a scoop.  Another scoop submits a Jock Vs. Nerd.
Episode 085: The Heat Is (Not) On (Paul)
December 30th, 2014
Matt and Paul discuss their holidays. Matt talks about being on the Risk podcast, seeing the Penny Pibbets Show, and being called fat in a mall. Paul discusses the cold weather and reveals that his car has no heat. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 084: 'Twas the Night Before Chris Bosh Part 1 and Part 2
December 22nd, 2014
Hey Scoops.  This Holiday episode is full of Matt and Paul trying to fulfill all the holiday requests they could fit into a show before they fell asleep on Jacob's floor.  We hope this episode helps get you through you holiday travels.  Jock Vs. Nerd, Scoop Mail, a dating game with SJ as Mrs. Clause and the return of some of Paul's favorite characters as well as some new holiday characters are all featured here.  Happy Chris Bosh from all of us and we will be talking to you before the New Year is here.  Thanks Scoops, Ice Cream Socialists, Socialites, Psychopaths, and... Creamers.
Episode 083: As a Psychic, I Predict I'm About To Be Rude.
December 18th, 2014
Paul talks about his upcoming appearance on Penn's Sunday School. Matt and Paul talk about dealing with "psychics" at work. How to deal with con artist, beggars, and grifters. Matt shares his favorite NYC story. Paul searches for ghost stories on youtube. Paul avoids going to a show with Matt. Paul's dog star in a photo shoot. ...holy balls this is a long episdode. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.
Episode 082: Win An Ice Cream Cone, Scoops!
December 17th, 2014
Ice Cream Social's Scoop Contest: Win an Ice Cream Cone! Jacob explains science. Paul is having a tough xmas season and it's not because of his lame family crest. Scoop Mail: Worse than a turd in the pool, Scoop Putin, James Brown, Cauliflower Alley. Jock Vs. Nerd: No S's vs Video Game Titan passes away.
Episode 081: Green Grocery Bag
December 11th, 2014
2 years of combined podcasting, bring you a terrible tale...
Episode 080: Forrest Dump
December 10th, 2014
Raul Faria from Bar Rescue stops by to talk drinks, fast food jobs, and Absolut. Scoopmail: drunken replays. jock vs nerd: dungeons and dragons vs sports. 
Episode 079: Neopolitan Wife Swap
December 4th, 2014
JOCK VS NERD CUBED: 2 Casting Questions about the upcoming Suicide Squad movie, Umpire's filthy secrets, sports talk radio handles the St.Louis Rams protest, and a scoop writes in with Harry Potter and Roller Derby trivia.  SCOOP MAIL: Our sexiest or most uncomfortable exchange about our lives with our wives goes down at the end of this episode. Plus, we address the rise and fall of Will Smith.
Episode 078: High Tea for Misogyny
December 3rd, 2014
The new porn law in the UK sure thinks women are icky. Paul is old and falling apart. SCOOP MAIL: Dusty flushes a toilet on a hospital, improv comics and research scientists have a lot in common, atheists kids find religon, Jersey guys get fired, and roast advice.
Episode 077: Humps Giving (Part 2)
November 26th, 2014
Matt and Mattingly have a photo shoot coming up and could use your help! Paul becomes obsessed with snake jokes. Why don't we all have locker room interviews? Scoop Mail: Showgirl in a cake callback, a shitty job, Marc's car accident, Mothra returns, Princess Leia park pics. Jock Vs Nerd: D'wanna know english vs. Canadian Hockey talk
Episode 076: Humps Giving (Part 1)
November 26th, 2014
Kurt Cobain, scientist and dietitian, says fish have no feelings. Matt and Paul discuss old Thanksgiving traditions of inappropriate sandwiches and dealing with vegans. SCOOP MAIL: "Creamers", Australia, Sarah's Soft Hands, Matt's not cool, Improv Classes, and grossing out chefts. JOCK VS NERD: Who is Flag vs. How to pay for things when you are drunk.
Episode 075: Bill KKKosby
November 20th, 2014
In this weeks episode Anonymous outs KKK members, more on the comedian outing Bill Cosby, and Paul outs the CHUDs. Matt's new comedy show "Alibi" has a few bumps in its test run, Princess Leia the Disney Princess, more cart puns and an embarrassing Neil Diamond story. SCOOP MAIL: Michael Jones/ Emily Scoop da Loop/ Spider-Flavored Scoop/ Simon/ Senior Scoopsis/ Scoopa Steve SCOOP JOCK VS NERDS by Scoopa Steve and Nathan Rae: Jesse Owens vs the Bat-Diamond, Judge Dredd vs U.K. Soccer Nickname nicknames.  
Episode 074: Matt's Seductive Cosplay
November 19th, 2014
Winter is coming! Las Vegas buckles down fo 50 degree weather as Buffalo get buried in 6 feet of snow.  Matt and Paul discuss old snow day traditions which include the Tap Challenge, a dance contest, and epic game of RISK (aren't they all). Plus, you can pay Matt and Paul to dress up anywhere and they will take the gig. Jock Vs. Nerd: Forever Fan Podcast sends in a clip. Scoop Mail: Camp Songs, Oklahoma, Betty Scoop, E Games, Indiana Prejudice, and Scorpion TV.
Episode 073: When a Drunk Auditions...
November 13th, 2014
Matt wrote and directed an interactive show called "Alibi" ( that debuts this Saturday and runs every Saturday in Las Vegas. They discuss what its like to have a drunk audition for a show and how Jacob's wife was too hot for the show.  Matt and Paul explore Fatty Fashion and the 15th (or 50th?) anniversary of Fantasy.  Scoop Mail: more dick stuff, more forensics, Double D bath tub time, a Canadian's defense of Jessica Rabbit, and Comic Con-troversy.  Jock Vs. Nerd: Missed shots vs who is Dr. Strange.
Episode 072: Fatty Rabbit Hole Returns
November 12th, 2014
Matt returns from San Francisco like a cocaine cowboy. The return of Fatty Rabbit Hole: appetizer trios. Scoop Mail: Paul is inspired to submit a new state theme song for Virginia and the boys discuss their favorite handling on hecklers. Jock Vs Nerd: "Ivy League" QB vs Episode 7 Subtitle. 
Episode 071: Take A Penny Leave A Pibbets.
November 6th, 2014
Absinthe's Penny Pibbets in studio! Co host of Vegas's hottest show, Penny stops by to talk about her abusive relationship with the Gazillionare and about her oncoming solo show. Through her kickstarter, she offers the full girlfriend experience for $5000 and that includes all the donuts you can bang. Plus, we have a combination Jock vs Nerd, Scoop Mail to pop quiz Matt and Paul. 
Episode 070: Popcorn the Musical
November 5th, 2014
Paul talks Life is Beautiful and he true grasp or Klingon. Matt travels east and sees a cab driver fail and takes in a couple of Broadway Shows. Plus, food trends with Harch Chili Peppers and Iraqi SNL Scoop Mail: Joe, Caleb, and a pants popping Italian Air Show. 
Episode 069: Halloween Super Spooky Special
October 30th, 2014
Dr Frankenstein and his creature stop by. Halloween themed scoop mail, spooky future dating game, and double jock vs nerd from The Bearded Ones and In The Loop podcasts. 
Episode 068: Becky Thatcher's Wabash River Murder.
October 29th, 2014
hey Scoops, Matt here. I pimp Paul 2 or 3 times to rap and sing.  There is a Mark Twain rap and another state song that we believe is telling you about a murder. We are probably wrong. There is some scoop mail and a jock vs nerd and also Paul stops the show from ending like 3 or 4 times. Enjoy!
Episode 067: Mining For Brothels In Tonopah
October 23rd, 2014
Linq Wizard, Jon Gray let us into his big fancy pants office on the strip for our best behind the scenes look at the Las Vegas we-never-knew-about interview. How did this local from Tonopah work his way up the Vegas food chain so quickly? What is it like to change the Vegas skyline with the High Roller? How polite can you be to Paul when he proposes a terrible idea for a night club? All answers here and more. From Bally's front desk, to working as the right hand man to George Maloof in The Palms hey day, to becoming a high rolling big wig for Caesars, Jon Gray knows how Vegas works like no one else.
Episode 066: Kentucky Dog Mayor, Ruff Barkington
October 22nd, 2014
Jacob is a hard ass to cops in Missouri. Matt listens in on a Hooter's managers summit. Paul tells Matt about his cashier karma. Richmond, Kentucky's fiction dog mayor, Ruff Barkington speaks. Plus, SCOOP MAIL and JOCK VS NERD.
Episode 065: 2 Girls, 1 Pod.
October 16th, 2014
Public Speaking gig and fears get tackled as The Life is Beautiful Speaker Series curator, Lisa Shufro stops by to reveal the amazing line up and speakers like Penn & Teller, Pussy Riot, 3-D human tissue printers and language inventors. From Iowa, to concert violinist to Ted Med, to think tank, to Vegas, Lisa leaps and figures out how to fly on the way down.  Also Million Dollar Quartet, Twilight singer Felice Garcia, stops by to debut her new solo album. From her Reno roots to booking dozens of shows in Vegas, Felice lets her versatility shine as she chats it up with Matt and Mattingly.
Episode 064: Don' Drag Rag Race a Cop, Brudda!
October 15th, 2014
Paul teaches Matt how to speak hawaiian for a mixed company Descendants viewing party. Scoop Mail: Dangerous sex with love, our podcast is bad for parking, Paul's collection of WWE figures, and revisiting "gangbanger". JOCK VS NERD: FSU's QB rap sheet VS. new chick comedy trilogy.
Episode 063: CSI High School Forensics Team
October 9th, 2014
A filthy high school harpsichordist is not getting his deposit back. When Matt watchesShawshank Redemption, Paul watches Transformers. Matt recalls a fraternity debate of going gay vs. banging a buffalo. Revisiting Indecent Proposal, the NBA's lack of nicknames, and state song debate. Scoop Mail: Worst nose hair removal story ever. Jock Vs. Nerd: Teenage Mutant Comic Creators Vs. Paul's favorite NBA Executive shoplifter.
Episode 062: Banky Mc Show Show
October 8th, 2014
All we know about this show is it was recorded at 4am some night in July.  We think Paul bashes his face with his own microphone and nearly knocks himself out.  But we could be wrong. Listen at your own risk.
Episode 061: North Carolina Smack Talk
October 2nd, 2014
Night of a thousand bits: Matt discusses wrap party for Director's Cut. Clint from Geek Dig challenges the boys in Jock Vs. Nerd and more Scoop Mail
Episode 060: Dick Chambers, Private Eye.
October 1st, 2014
Matt finds out eveyone he works for has been fired and he may not have a job. Paul tells a very vunerable dry hump story. JOCK VS NERD: Can't a guy retire to some inflated stories vs. which 80 movie is getting a really late look at a third. SCOOP MAIL: ML makes his first appearance as ombudsman. Hugsrock writes back to clear up some details on our most painfully famous scoop mail ever.
Episode 059: Tim Gunn's Chocolate Runway
September 25th, 2014
Matt and Paul bow out of the World Series of Comedy. Roast theory from Matt. Jacob and Matt cannot stop Paul from keeping a gross running joke. Matt calls in for a Sirius Fantasy Football show. 2 Broke Geeks (@2BGPod) send in this week's Jock Vs. Nerd questions. Scoop Mail returns to gently fuck the boys in the face.
Episode 058: Having A Ball In Arkansas.
September 24th, 2014
Paul has a beef with WWE. Matt's kid pranks him by walking. The return of state songs, Paul sings his own version of "Oh Comma Arkansas".  Jock Vs. Nerd: Ray Rice Jersey Exchange Vs What New Show Blows.  Scoop Mail: One painful Italian Air show story leaves all the guy on the ground in pain and laughter.
Episode 057: Dollop Parton Ice Cream
September 18th, 2014
Matt has a super shitty audition for some clown bullshit. PSS's Dustin Knouse has a bad day at work because of Matt. Improv group, Bearded Men, don't need AAA when they have the magic on improv in their pockets. The Pure BS Podcast (@pureBSpodcast) submits this week's Jock Vs Nerd.  SCOOP MAIL:What happened to State Songs, the boys don't know jack about hockey or Canada, a fancy t shirt idea, and Sergeant Scoop's flavor of the day.
Episode 056: Constructible Sexy Lady-Clown
September 17th, 2014
Matt cannot believe the exhaustion, carnage, and monetary cost of a one year old's birthday party. Joe and Steven stop by to plug TheWorldSeriesofComedy'.com Las Vegas Event. The even surprise Matt & Mattingly by offering them a position in this week's event. Steven makes a wonderful personal announcement and Joe looks back on 20 years in stand up. JOCK VS NERD: Microsoft buys a major video game franchise vs the daily shit buffet being offered by the NFL. 
Episode 055: Little Slutty Red Truck
September 11th, 2014
Matt and Paul talk fight songs in pro sports and fall in love with the San Diego Chargers song. Scott McGee talks about 20 years on the road, traveling by truck to small towns across the country and putting up fully cast children's shows in 5 days.  He talks about the highs and the lows of living in stranger's houses, how people have gotten fired from his job, and how people have almost died doing his job. Plus, there are certain towns that won't allow evolution or the portrayal of drinking alcohol attack Scott's sense of art. Also, Australian podcast supplies this week's JOCK VS NERD questions.
Episode 054: Everyone Gets The Best Parking Space Forever.
September 10th, 2014
Matt and Paul respond to numerous Scoops who took issue with a guest advocating "The Secret" and "The Power". Paul relives his walk out on Geek Shock. JOCK VS NERD: Which WWE star played professional baseball and what would a side line interview sound like if he were more successful. VS. Which Tom Cruise solo flick is looking to go franchise.  SCOOP MAIL, Italian Air Show or just a Mattingly, Athiest Holidays, New Scoops, escaping choke holds and the definition of Jury Rig.
Episode 053: Paul Shortino- Rock Legend, Taco Cheese Thief. (Spinal Tap, Quiet Riot, Rock Vault)
September 4th, 2014
Paul Shortino knows everyone in Rock and gladly talks about it. From coming close but not quite making it big at 17 years old, to starting his own recording studio, recording with Rough Cutt, Quiet Riot, Badd Boyz, and being brought under the wing of Ronnie James Dio. Avoiding Phil Spector and almost avoiding the Law, Paul Shortino looks back on a life in Rock and Roll and how it brought him to Rock Vault here in Las Vegas. "This is Spinal Tap" cast him as Duke Fame. Plus, he tells some great stories about being held up at the Canadian Border, getting left in a ladies room, and entering a hotel lobby completely naked.
Episode 052: Pie Hard: Yippie Pie Yay...
September 3rd, 2014
Paul, in a firey defense of the Ice Bucket Challenge, walked out on the latest episode of Geek Shock and talks about the shame and pain of that to Matt and Jacob.  Matt has a Die Hard moment on the set of Director's Cut and scews up 6 shots at once.  Jock VS Nerd: Colts Owner, Jim Irsay gets treated differently by the law than the NFL for a trunk full of drugs VS an old 4 person fighter game returns anew for the PC.
Episode 051: Matt Is A Murderer.
August 28th, 2014
Matt shares another Fatty Rabbit Hole Story where car trips are measured in hot dogs. Paul surprises the gang with both his food in car policy and his video game playing time average. Throw Back Thursday throws Matt for a loop. Penn Jillette's Director's Cut movie taps one ICS host to play a cool role. Plus, what do Duran Duran, Smashing Pumkins, and The Police have in common? Scoop Mail: Legit Ice Cream Questions, Raising your children Athiest, and a shitty job. Jock Vs Nerd: Paul's newest nerd nonsense VS sexist soccer talk.
Episode 050: Johnny Kats' Beef w/ Floyd Mayweather's Fatburger Buns Kicking.
August 27th, 2014
Pillar of the Las Vegas Press Community, John Katsilometes aka Johnny Kats, tells some great stories from his fascinating career as a reporter in Las Vegas.  From his humble beginnings in Northern California, to his early Las Vegas days covering UNLV basketball, to his dream story of visiting "Muckers" in Tonopah, NV, The "Kats with Dish" host tolerates Matt and Paul as he reflects on some great Las Vegas stories. Whether it's Floyd Mayweather, Mike Tyson, Al Pacino or the latest in local lawsuits, Johnny Kats takes it all on... except for reviewing DJ's at EDC. Most importantly, John does a spot on Robin Leach. JOCK VS NERD: Marvel's release of a way to sexy lady hero VS. Lebron's new heart warming teammate.
Episode 049: (Not) Saving Mr. Banks (Show)
August 21st, 2014
Summary: You're guess is as good as mine.  This is a bank.  We had a big spike in listenership and as a thank you, we are releasing a 3rd episode this week. Enjoy!
Episode 048: Racoon Groom's Cake. #cakeweek
August 20th, 2014
Last Comic Standing ends and JB Smoov goes out with bang. Paul and Matt talk stand up styles and techniques. Matt is invited to dinner with Lisa Lampanelli and Emily Jillette. Paul solicits compliments for Geek Shock. Matt is surprised by Paul's massage experiences. Matt gets his last massage by a man. Jacob introduces the concept of groom's cake to the boys. SCOOPMAIL: Generation 16 question for Paul. Sine writes in the best scoop mail ever as she asks Europeans what they think fantasy football is. JOCK VS NERD: College Football Curveball VS. New Star Wars Bullshit.
Episode 047: Showgirl, Maren Wade, Stranded In A Cake: Interview
August 18th, 2014
Maren Wade's Italian Air Show.  Maren dreamed of popping out of cake and then the gig finally happened and it quickly turns into a nightmare.  Maren talks about working with Terry Bradshaw. Matt talks about an upcoming Matt and Paul break the news to Jacob about the success of Mega Scoop Mail.
Episode 046: "Jihad Me At Hello!" -Tuba Gooding Jr,
August 14th, 2014
Look. We were behind on Scoop Mail so we tear thru a bunch as we introduce the world to Jihad Improv, giving wedding proposal suggestions, crowd fund ridiculous movies, and try to jinx one another for blow jobs. Plus, Dinner with Robocop. JOCK VS NERD: a popular Star Wars character makes a surprising return to the new movie VS NASCAR's lack of power over their athletes. 
Episode 045: Robin Williams. Tough Loss.
August 13th, 2014
The boys scrap their lineup and just reflect on the loss of Robin Williams.  Plus a little sccop mail: Tony Longworth, UK Music Bitch, recalls a time he was stuck working for a psychic.
Episode 044: From Boardwalk Empire to MDQ to Soaps, Actor Marc Donovan: Interview
August 7th, 2014
Matt's former college roomate and former twin, actor Marc Donovan site down with Matt and Paul.  Marc discusses Season 3 of Boardwalk Empire, his costume fitting, and his final scene where he gets beat to death.  Matt and Paul debate the merits of Sprouts and why anyone shops there.  Jock VS Nerd:
Episode 043: Literally Fucked It For You.
August 6th, 2014
Jacob's luscious locks are the real winner of Best of Vegas.  Upon winning, Jacob take a week of ICS. Paul and Matt welcome back Reddi Rich, debate the new definition of "literally", talk about why women love Sprouts, go over rules for interrupting a friend's lunch conversation. JOCK VS NERD: John Bon Jovi writes a letter VS How gross is Guardians of the Galaxy.
Episode 042: Iranian American Wrestler Amir Taleghani: Interview
July 31st, 2014
Amir discusses life in Iran during political upheaval, the arrest of his father, and growing up in a family of wrestlers.  Whether it's body building, mixed martial arts, or semi professional football, Amir can't stop getting pro offers. Amir adjusts to life in America, sets his plan for the summer Olympics in Brazil, and perhaps a life in the WWE. He discusses his insane youtube videos and forgets his Instagram Account. (AMIRFILA99) JOCK VS NERD: Sale of the Clippers Court Battle VS DVD Release of the 60's Batman TV Shows.
Episode 041: El Complicato: Complicated Mexican Food
July 30th, 2014
Ice Cream Social wins "Best Local Podcast" from Vegas Seven Magazine. Matt has a frustrating experience at a new fancy Mexican Restaurant. Matt and Paul want to launch Titty Show.  MAtt's first BJ happened at a James Bond Party. JOCK VS NERD: NFL players suspensions vs. premature sequaling of Gaurdians of Galaxy. Plus, Scoop Mail Extravaganza!
Episode 040: Paul Is A Sparkly Purple Dinosaur and He Quits!
July 24th, 2014
Matt recalls when his show was used for an engagement in the Edinburgh Fringe Fest. He also tells his engagement story. Jacob and Paul have very different stories. Plus, Paul reveals one if his own shitty jobs where he skinned was changed sparkly purple in a chemical accident. The boys address weight loss successes and failures. MEGA SCOOP MAIL: Paul and Matt address many listener emails. JOCK VS NERD Rory's Dad cashes in VS Paul's latest bullshit. 
Episode 039: Clepto- Robin Leach? (Kasey's Back)
July 23rd, 2014
Kasey briefly discusses the closing of Vegas Nocturne at Rose Rabbit Lie in the Cosmopolitan, the weird ass rip off show that immediately replaced it, and her odd plan for dealing with unemployment that involves canned goods. Plus, if Robin Leach were a cleptomaniac, how would it effect Las Vegas. JOCK VS NERD: Dwayne the Rock Johnson enters the DC universe and Tony Dungy hates them gays. 
Episode 038: Strap Matt To A Cactus and Paint Him Red
July 17th, 2014
An Anonymous Scoop Schools Paul and Matt on Trans Gender and Transvestite Respect. Paul hedges a bit on moon landing conspiracy. Paul might hate Lebron James more than Matt does now, the boys are still bafffled by Michael Jordan's Hitler Stash, and old Atari compatable porn games gets revealed.  JOCK VS NERD: Marv Albert's back biting past vs Vegas's latest nerd fest.
Episode 037: Amy Birkhead, Lovely Houston Improv Comic: Interview
July 16th, 2014
Matt and Paul get Snoped on their DPH story. The boys welcome Houston, TX Improv Comic, Amy Birkhead into the studio. The three talk compare improv cities, talk teaching, and look back on her first job as a small town newspaper reporter.  Amy debates moving to NYC vs LA vs Austin, TX.  Matt and Paul debate whether Las Vegas has any museums.  JOCK VS. NERD: Starting Shortstop for the American League VS. What nerd fest tournament took place in Las Vegas over the weekend?
Episode 036: Paul Killed His Dog
July 10th, 2014
Paul's Dog Is Dead, Jacob Is Fired, Matt Is Sick. Ice Cream Social Under Attack. Matt rides the new High Roller is Vegas to get a bird's eye view of Vegas's secret Swastika. Plus, the DPH story- We hope you are not eating anything. Cards against humanity steps in (BLANK). Some comedians are fighting back against being asked to apologize. Many questions answered in SCOOP MAIL. JOCK VS NERD: Something happened somewhere on the internet VS. Which member of Miami Thrice is being temped to jump ship and which other member might be totally okay with it.
Episode 035: Million Dollar Quartet's Rob Lyons Releases Debut Solo Album: Interview
July 9th, 2014
Seattle native, Rob Lyons, talks about the strange path he took from Guitar Store clerk to Broadway and the cities in between. Rob grew up in epicenter of the Grunge and played with Seattle legends, then with Million Dollar Quartet met new/old influences for his own music. Also, Rob brought a guitar into our studio (an ICS first) and plays a little acoustic version of his debut album "When It Haunts You".  Paul and Matt grill him on his favorite and least favorite parts of living in Chicago, NYC, London, and every other place that Rob has lived on stage as Carl Perkins. Rob's trajectory in show business is a crazy and lucky one and he shares all in this wonderful interview. Plus, SCOOP MAIL: Sine in Denmark reveals an Italian Air Show of a date story. Enjoy.
Episode 034: Rob Donnelly Illustrator/Former Jedi Mind Trick Bike Messenger: Interview
July 3rd, 2014
Matt and Paul discuss how Jerry Ryan is solely responsible for Barack Obama being President.  Why should people lose of keep their job. Paul and Matt interview Matt's brother, Rob Donnelly (of and watch Matt get to know him for the first time in his life. Rob discusses his career as an animator and illustrator for, NBC News and others.  Also, they take a look back at Rob's time as a NYC bike Messenger. JOCK VS NERD: The boys finally discuss recently suspended vampire soccer player, Luis Suarez VS which Hollywood director openly wept visiting the set of the new Star Wars movie. SCOOP MAIL: Ben wants to trade one fantasy league access for another on ICS and Matt reveals Steve's new version of a fantasy league that incorporates the greats of the Jock and Nerd World. Carson writes in to share his experience coming out as an Atheist. Joel writes in with a jock story the blows Matt and Paul away. Matt I writes in asking about what could have been with the origin of ICS.
Episode 033: Matt's Olivia Newton John "Incident"
July 2nd, 2014
Paul and Matt disect their recent radio appearance. Matt has an embarassing photo posted on twitter.  Matt further embarasses himself as an MC for an event by being a sloppy eater and awkwardly sharing his disgusting microphone with Olivia Newton John. Paul eats the most radio unfriendly foods on air. One of them contains hidden milk fat. Scoop Mail: Augie serves the boys a cup of shut the fuck up about the Vegas weather already. HugsRock takes the boys to task for preaching non-intervention. Jeff wants in to the ICSFFLSDS. Moxie wants to know how to get a job. Scott writes in with an amazing update about the naming of his child. Kevin wants Table Top tips. JOCK VS NERD: Lebron goes full Hollywood Hogan VS. Fudgey Numbers, the never to by trusted Hollywood Gross Cartoon.
Episode 32: The Last Great Vegas Show Girl
June 26th, 2014
Matt and Paul interview Ms. Palsha about her start in Vegas, her journey from Jubilee Dancer to Vegas headliner in Vegas: the Show.  She addresses the trials and politics and making a living as a dancer from Go Go, Jubilee, Bite, Fantasy, and Peep Show. From the decision to dance topless, to the need to audition for a major show in secret, to facing physical sabotage and hurtful harassment, Tara reflects on a hard fought career and the major decision to leave it all behind for a shot at Broadway in NYC.  Daughter of and opera singer, she addresses the pressure of trying to sing as a career later in life.  Also in the is episode, Paul can add or multiply. Audio Guy, Jacob confeeses to making a living of Tara's boobs for over five years. Scoop Mail: Jakob questions the boys about art snobbery. Manuel asks about choosing a career in comedy versus economics.
Episode 031: San Diego Hipster Revenge
June 25th, 2014
EDC (Electric Daisy Carnival) closes it's drugged out doors after another successful year in Las Vegas. The stories and heroes are created from this festival for the soul purpose of annoying Matt and Paul. Paul shoves his Kentucky hand in Matt's dirty Jersey face over state anthems. Matt reveals the sweetest revenge he ever took on San Diego hipsters who were hating on Bon Jovi. Also, is Book of Mormon the most important musical ever? JOCK VS. NERD: Michael Sam's super sexy hashtag Vs. G. I. Secret Satan. MEGA SCOOP MAIL: Chris follows up up on female coaches for men's sports by teaching the boys about "Grandma" Peters. SactoMonkey wants to know if we can put a stop to Terry Fator. Moxie wants to talk harder jobs, actors and musicians. Nic sends a figgity fuck you to Jacob. Steven proposes and Ice Cream Social Fantasy Football League. Lukas has a covert way to market ICS.  Finally, Scoop Dogg, writes in with our deepest scoop mail yet- How to deal with being an atheist in a very religious household.
Episode 030: Paul Is Pissed! (And what sets him off will surprise you...)
June 19th, 2014
Paul's bargains with his wife over their TV programs and he pays a dear dear price.  Matt's boy Monroe Martin is still in the game at Last Comic Standing despite J.B. Smoov's attempt to torpedo the show's success by refusing to speak english when he hosts. Paul would rather someone kill his family than be told that "American Hustle" is a good movie. Matt's wife accidentally open's up for Nancy Pelosi of a women equality event. Scoop Mail: Nic sends in some good tunes, backhanded compliments, and advanced apologies. Drew takes our shitty job request literally. Mike sends in another haiku. Moxie has an audio question for Jacob. Lord Tristan corrects Paul on Evangalion. Andy is further tortured by the lack of video with ICS's good looking guests. Paul answers to his shady past with Billy Joel. Horse Detective is on twitter and ready to solve crime. Jock Vs. Nerd: Spurs total ass whooping of the Heat Vs. Seth Rogen's take on Nintendo and Sega.
Episode 029: Helicopter HOA Narc (w/ Dayna Roselli)
June 18th, 2014
First things first, we figure out exactly what occupation the lovely Dayna Roselli has. She looks back on rising through the local ranks of TV News and what brought her from New York State to Sin City via helicopter. Also, Gilbert Gottfried got Dayna to say something filthy on the 6am news. Dayna dishes on her worst celebrity interview. We try to get her to talk smack about any Vegas personality she has interviewed.  She confesses to toeing the line between flirtation and journalism with a hot guest, her hatred of Anchor Man, and how her helicopter pilot abused his job so he could be an HOA rat for his neighborhood. Dayna and Matt attended a special screening of Jersey Boys the movie.  Jock Vs. Nerd: Star Wars Stoner Curse Vs. US-HEY, Who plays for us in soccer?
Episode 028: Rick Dale and Kelly Dale of Rick's Restorations: Interview
June 13th, 2014
Stars of History Channel's hit show "American Restoration", Rick And Kelly Dale welcome Matt and Paul to their shop to record Ice Cream Social on the site of the show and business. Rick talks about what it was like to work in restoration for 25 years before getting a TV Show, his fortunate start on Pawn Stars, and what is dream restoration would be. Kelly talks about how they met, what Rick needed in his business that she provides, and her own experience being introduced to the restoration world after being a bartender.  The two discuss bringing family into your business, traveling as "celebrities" around the world, and why Americans or more shy and don't just grabbed people's butts.  Jock Vs. Nerd: 30 Year Anniversary cult classic comedy Vs. Just what does Donald Sterling want in the sale of the Clippers.
Episode 027: The Hand Bag That Made My Mother Cry.
June 12th, 2014
Matt and Paul discuss Last Comic Standing's Monroe Martin, Tracy Morgan, and women's roles in Orange is the New Black. (No spoilers) Plus, one good reason to try dumpster diving in LA, what a unicorn horn is called, and Paul's second novel "Pasted in the Body" is discovered. Jock Vs. Nerd: Andy Murray's kooky coaching choice vs. The Video Game that never was or wil be. Sccop Mail: Dustin thanks Paul for defending Bronies. Stephen writes a couple of poems for Paul and Matt. asks the boys which video game they would live in. Nic is impatient and wants to send the guys stuff, but can't! Joel appreciates Matt's name dropping and asks the boys which video game they would live in. Travis corrects the boys about the supposed death of Segway Founder. Scoopette E talks about her crappy job working at a salmon factory. Thanks all- Please be subscribing to our podcast and if you feel like turning someone else onto subscribing, it helps the Ice Cream Social.
Episode 026: Kasey Wilson, Burlesque Comedian/ Host of Vegas Nocturne: Interview
June 11th, 2014
The tremendously funny and lovely Kasey Wilson sits in with Matt and Paul and discusses her version of "Antiquing" in Las Vegas.  Paul and Kasey compare My Little Pony collections. Kasey slams Matt with facts about the tensions between Northern and Southern Californians.  Would we tolerate Billy Bob Thorton if he wasn't famous?  The trio discuss their very first roles they were cast in as children.  Kasey reveals her history of stand up, improv, and burlesque.  She also talks about the very crazy creation process of Vegas Nocturne at Rose Rabbit Lie in the Cosmopolitan. Plus, Paul loves Peaches, someone is fisting jars of jelly, and everyone is still pissed about the last season of Lost. Jock Vs. Nerd: California Chrome's owner's new basketball hustle Vs. The new PS4 TV show about detecting super powers that somehow does now involve horses.
Episode 025: Singer, Kristen Hertzenberg of Phantom, MDQ, and more: Interview
June 5th, 2014
The very lovely and extremely talented Kristen Hertzenberg stops by to chat about her childhood ambition for singing Opera, dropping that dream for musical theater, and taking "Acting for Opera Singers" as an actual class, for real, in college. Matt and Kristen reveal the secret world of "8 count" parties. Paul invents Karoa-opera, and explores a world where we outlaw pasta. Matt and Kristen debate the plot and morality of The Phantom of the Opera.  Is the Phantom a date rapist? Can there be theater in Florida without the crinkling of candy wrappers? Why is Matt the only person who knows why all three in the studio played Right Field as baseball players in school? Scoop Mail: SactoMonkey calls out Paul for baseball "rehearsal". Jeff takes sports breaks at work. Kevin's bad job was as a soldier, where in remote areas, stirring flaming drums of burning poop. He also asks Paul about David Goyer's She Hulk comments. Sine in Denmark doubles down on asking vague questions. Jock Vs. Nerd: Clippers New Ballm'ing Owner Vs.12 Years a Star Wars cast member.
Episode 024: Jupiter's In The Money House
June 4th, 2014
Vegas is the club capital on the world. Can it come to a screeching hault with the loss of a thumb drive? Should someone who loses said thumb drive get paid $15 million dollars.  Also, Matt struggles to get Paul's attention as he explains Sabermetric statistics in sports. Matt deals with an anti-vaccine facebook friend, Paul gets threatened driving down Las Vegas Blvd, and Matt begs people to stop saying the Pope and President are posing for "selfies".  Plus, Maya Angelou laps dances, Jupiter is in the Money House, and Lottery Ticket stores. Scoop Mail: Scoop John B digs Blue Bell ice cream, Chrisy wants Scoop Con to happen, Lori wants to know the origin of the Ice Cream Social, Oli from the UK want to know Paul's take on competitive (video) gaming Jock Vs. Nerd: Matt dares Paul to tell him anything at all about the Stanley Cup Finals Vs. Paul dreads a certain shallow Hollywood mogul getting his hand on Paul's favorite Jap-Anime of all time. Please, become a ICS subscriber! Also, write to the Ice Cream Social at and ask us for advice, give feedback, tell us about a crappy job you had/have, or a personal Italian Air Show story.    
Episode 023: Celebrity "Tribute Artist"/Singer, Sarah Jessica Rhodes: Interview
May 29th, 2014
Being married to Jacob the audio guy is a horror no one would wish on their worst enemy.  Yet, somehow Sarah Jessica Rhodes still works and dreams and manages to get out of bed every day.  Plus, she tours with Terry Bradshaw's show as a singer and dancer, performs in Rock Vault at LVH in Las Vegas and has been hired to pay tribute as Lady Gaga, Miley Cirus, and most recently Taylor Swift. We talk about what it takes to keep working in Vegas, a whole lot about the WWE for some reason, growing up in east Texas, and experiencing an absolutely terrible night as a go go dancer.  Scoop Mail: Sacto Monkey talks about his worst job at a pizza place and Moxie Fox gets some personal advice about dealing with an Ex.
Episode 022: All Hail Pigasus!
May 28th, 2014
Everything is melting around Matt and Paul as Las Vegas hits triple digit temperatures.  Paul and Matt take on Nascar and other local driving challenges.  Matt is a real jerk twice in two weeks and is lucky to be alive.  Paul's only fight in life ends in a way that makes him the nerd we all now know and love.  Matt breaks down the 3 games anyone should play to get through a baseball game they don't care about.  Plus, what panel is missing from every Batman comic? Scoop Mail: Greg breaks down Ice Cream Social's early hits and Stephen needs 5 pieces of advice from two tubby lumberjacks.  Jock Vs. Nerd: Dodger Catcher's really funny injury Vs. A famous toy mogul kicks the bucket.
Episode 021: Lead Singer of "A Million Pieces" Graham Fenton: Interview
May 22nd, 2014
"A huge dripping wet scoop" is how Graham Fenton describes himself.  A quick recap of of The Ice Cream Social logo saga kicks off the interview.  We play a sample of A Million Pieces' hit single "Take It Or Leave It" and get into the histroy of the band, Graham's song writing method's, and how Graham was discovered singing in a Los Angeles pizza place. Fenton also addresses growing in southern New Jersey and how he was raised without religon. Also, Paul also busts out his best inner Springsteen.  Jock Vs Nerd: Google's purchase of a video game channel Vs Lebron James, still a huge A-hole.
Episode 020: Luck Goes To The Heavens OR... The Crotch.
May 21st, 2014
Were Henry Ford and Walt Disney antisemitic? What would happen if the walked in to a bar? Matt talks a little bit about his time as a house keeper in the virgin island and being divorcee man bait. Paul and Matt still buy CDs like knuckle dragging cavemen.  Also: the history of Nintendo, meaning of its name, and which host looks more like Fred Flintstone?  Matt's car breaks down in the middle of the desert and he may or may not be able to get help.  Scoop Mail: Matt and Paul get their first offer for a personal podcast and it includes bronies, gladiators, and old fries. The boys are challenged to a few tough either/or questions that involve meat and beards. Plus, Matt has a scoop take over his fantasy baseball team. Jock Vs. Nerd: Can you remember what an XMT athlete is? Vs. Paul discusses his man crush of John Carmack yet again.
Episode 019: Seth Chaffee Virtual Reality Game Developer: Interview
May 17th, 2014
President of Voodoo Puppy Games, Seth Chaffee talks about Paul's favorite figure in Virtual Reality, John Carmack. Also, discussed: How is current independent game development similar to show business and even more importantly, when we will have virtual porn? Matt hates another stupid Facebook meme.  Paul and Matt debate which virtual game they'd rather see first: Jay-Z Surprise Rap Attack or The Penis Cake Bakery. Seth reveals his virtual reality demo where you get to fly you to the greatest place in the world. Scoop Mail: Did we really piss off our last guest, Benedikt? What is Derby Cake? Jock Vs. Nerd: Former Giant player's drunken taser battle with cops Vs. Paul's problem with latest Marvel movie casting.
Episode 018: Should Gays Be Allowed to Kiss Each Other?
May 15th, 2014
Paul and Matt dissect all the levels of bigotry surrounding the St Louis Rams 7th round draft pick, the openly gay Michael Sam and the kiss that kicked the hornets nest of ignorant dipshits. Plus, Paul may or may not have a mom jeans fetish.  Matt sees Mike Birbiglia perform for the first time in ten years and is blown away.  Ingrid Michaelson rocks House of Blues, but surprisingly cracks everyone up too.  Matt looks back on his first crappy waiter job.  Matt and Paul launch a new improv show in Las Vegas. Scoop Mail: How did Matt and Paul meet? Did someone come up for a better listener name than scoop? The exposing of the original top secret Pie Day Friday. Jock Vs. Nerd: The death of geek culture titan Vs. Seriously, should we allow gay guys to kiss each other?
Episode 017: Rachel Bloom, Robot Chicken Writer (Now: Golden Globe Winner)
May 13th, 2014
Robot Chicken writer and YouTube "Millionaire", Rachel Bloom chats with Matt and Paul and her latest live shows and upcoming TV projects. Plus, the trio reflects on their midnight run the Las Vegas strip club, Sapphire for steak and eggs. Rachel talks about her start in New York and the inspiration for her first internet hit "Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury". Plus, the importance of Sci-Fi in sketch comedy, Robot Chicken job interview, the real reason we blink every 30 seconds, and Paul's role in Star Trek weddings.  Rachel reveals her path from being brought up Jewish to Atheism. Jock Vs. Nerd: Bad Boys documentary Vs. How Heisenberg helps Star Trek.  
Episode 016: Tall German Freak Mime/Clown, Benedikt Negro: Interview
May 7th, 2014
From Cirque Du Soliel's "O" and creator of the 12:30 Clown Show, Benedikt Negro sits down to talk about his small town German Roots, American's obsession with Nazi's, and his awkward moment working with James Cameron.  Matt and Paul debate what applying for mime school might be like. Benedikt breaks down Marcel Marceau and whether he feels the need to defend Cirque or being a mime. (No, Yes) Jock Vs. Nerd: Time Traveling Doctor will be back Vs. War Hero Defensive Lineman. Special Nerd Double Down! Jock Nerd Merger news- You'll need vitamins, prayers and training to understand it.
Episode 015: Paul's 'Star Trek the Experience' Experience
May 7th, 2014
Who's up for a backdoor dirty derby cake party!? Paul reflects on his crazy Christmas Eve hiring at the job of his life. Piggy backing holidays: May-the-4th-Be-With-You sits on Cinco De Mayo's shoulders. Paul and Matt debate the merits of being a Parrot Head and starting a "Nice Tits" podcast. Plus, we premiere our first installment of Scoop Mail! Can we get it to Two-Peat? Jock Vs. Nerd: 6 Million Dollar Horseshit Vs Episode 7's Shit Title.
Episode 014: Sex (Shop) Customers
May 1st, 2014
Vegas Improviser/Sex Shop Manager Kim Faubel talks about Juggalo Miracles and life slinging sex toys
Episode 013: Hey Scoops! Donald Sterling and Juggalos!
April 30th, 2014
Paul educates and defends Juggalo culture to Matt.  Paul nicknames our listeners. Matt owes someone a sincere handy. Why is Sarah Palin closer to William Shatner than Fred Phelps and why don't Matt and Paul want to make fun religious accidental deaths? Answer-Miracles! Jock Vs. Nerd: Rich racist skirt chasing Donald Sterling VS Atari dumpster chasing treasure trash, ET. Do want dating advice from two tubby lumberjacks who married up? Email us right from our new homepage at
Episode 012: Dr. Cease and Prof. Desist teach Matt and Paul a very valubale lesson.
April 24th, 2014
Dr. Cease and Prof. Desist teach Matt and Paul a very valuable lesson about allegedly photo-shopping your heads on what may or may not be cows. Plus, Paul's 2 rules for surviving the apocalypse- not how to, but whether to! Matt and bacon are one and the same. Paul defends his love of John Mayer.  The infamous mailing of Cecil and Nathan Fartz and Hot girls’ one test to determine their true hotness.   On a serious note: Matt addresses an atheist/agnostic friend's grieving for the loss of his partner and an amazing thought he shared about handling his ordeal. 
   Jock Vs. Nerd: 25th Anniversary of a game console vs 113th Anniversary of this pitcher's first win.  
Episode 011: World Series of Comedy Host Steven Roberts: Interview
April 23rd, 2014
Gay man with straight son, Steven Roberts stops by to plug World Series of Comedy, get his balls busted for his complicated twitter handle, and talks about the strange arrangement that made him a gay dad.  Paul and Matt discuss solutions for performing on cruise ships, the difficulties of stand up vs improv, and Niche's Publishing. Jock Vs. Nerd: Biblical Defensive Player of the Year Vs. MST3000 Return
Episode 010: Crack Head Stephen Colbert Impersonator
April 17th, 2014
Stephen Colbert challenges as new host of Late Show as told by Eric Jeffers who rejoins Mattingly and Matt in studio.  Just how much crack is smoked by "celebrity impersonators" in Las Vegas. Paul talks some blood moon bullshit.  Paul and Matt nearly murder each other talking Springsteen Vs Guided by Voices. Jock Vs Nerd: Black baseball player numbers and the false return of Firefly.
Episode 009: Mothra Attacks Ice Cream Social!
April 16th, 2014
Matt got hired for a very strange prank and you can too! Paul discusses spoiler alerts fro Games of Thrones and does not discuss Game of Thrones and doesn't need spoiler alert. Matt And Paul discuss preferred gender of offspring.  NAME DROPS: Matt saw Wayne Brady's improv show at the Mirage and met him backstage. Paul looks back at performing with Jason Sudeikis. Jock Vs Nerd: Pro Football player spent "4 years a slave"? Vs. He Man Movie! EDITOR NOTE: This show closes with a news item that was an April's fool's that fooled both Paul and Matt.  Unfortunately, Ban Affleck is still Batman.
Episode 008: Cirque Clown, Eric Jeffers Interview
April 10th, 2014
Paul and Matt lay into Eric Jeffers for being the dirty Cirque Clown he is.  "MimeSpace" is a gold mine for mime social networking! How is Nathan Fillion responsible for Matt being stuck in show business? Paul drops out of college in Kentucky. Jock Vs. Nerd: Tiger Woods splintering hopes of catching Jack Nicklaus Vs. The possibility of a Battle Star Galactica Movie. 
Episode 007: Sword Fights Across America!
April 10th, 2014
Matt & Paul gets 5 star reviews on iTunes and they didn't write them! The boys discuss torturing their childhood toys.  Does American Pie hold up, do people fuck pies and what pie would people fuck if they did. Paul rewrites showgirl show Jubilee. Maya Angelou can save Mel Gibson.  Jock Vs Nerd: NFL Cheerleaders Financial Planning Vs. Undertakers Undertaking at Wrestlemania.
Episode 006: Eric Dittleman, AGT Magician/Mentalist: Interview
April 1st, 2014
Live from an empty theater, where anything can be used as a weapon, Matt and Paul take on America's Got Talent season 7 quarter finalist Eric Dittleman. They discuss his background as a magician/mentalist, his transition into improv and a little bit of Pee Wee Herman. Get a behind the scenes look around AGT and Eric's dating history. JOCK VS NERD: NBA tanking vs. 80's video game symbols.
Episode 005: To Catch a Hooker. (And get back your watch).
April 1st, 2014
In this episode the guys discuss all things prostitution, from Amsterdam to legal and illegal prostitution in Nevada, and a missing watch.  Paul has a surprisingly emotional attachment to an animatronic band, and Matt is "almost" as cool as LARPers.  JOCK VS NERD: What sports story leads to the call to #CancelColbert vs. old school pinball and video games.  ICS HISTORY: Jacob the Audio Guy's 1st episode.
Episode 004: Italian Air Show and Ear Molly
March 25th, 2014
In this weeks episode Matt explains a slang term from his group of college buddies, an Italian Air Show.  Paul discusses the differences between the Veronica Mars movie and Indian Jones the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and modifying his cars.  Also Atheist bingo and how the two hosts interact with police while being pulled over.  APPEARANCES BY:  Officer John Bunnell/ Cypress Hill/ Paul Lynde JOCK VS NERD: NY Jets free agent signing vs an 80's cartoon live action movie.
Episode 003: The Rock n Roll Church of the Sacred Lamp
March 25th, 2014
Fresh off performing the Neutrino Video Project, Matt and Paul discuss their childhood movies: Paul's Roman, steam punk, time travel, apocalyptic epic and Matt's escape mental patient horror story(s). They also explore the plot of Gymkata, the death of a snake charmer, and Paul's love of Katy Perry's "themes." They also discuss who has bigger balls: a woman filming herself driving in Saudi Arabia or a rescued man suing 1st responders. APPEARANCES BY: Native American ice cream mafioso JOCK VS NERD: Star Trek beverages vs. NBA owner political ramifications
Episode 002: Cody Dove and His Fancy Pants
March 18th, 2014
Second City performer Cody Dove joins Matt and Paul for this episode of Ice Cream Social. They discuss joke telling and childhood reading habits, sample Cody's vast array of amazing impressions and highlight the clear differences between American and South American rodeos. Paul recommends "Garfield Minus Garfield" and they debut a new segment. JOCK VS NERD: the new Star Wars timeline vs. the NCAA Basketball Tournament
Episode 001: Son of a Preacher Man
March 11th, 2014
Meet Paul Mattingly. Penn's Sunday School Co-host Matt Donnelly interviews his comedy partner Paul on this, the debut episode of Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social. Paul discusses what it's like to grow up in Lebanon, Kentucky as the son of a former Catholic priest and a nun, his childhood friend D.L. and a Rocky & Bullwinkle RPG. Paul's origin story covered, they discuss Strom Thurman potentially working at UPS, a youtube campaign called "Don't Kill Eli" and try to answer two equally important questions: "Are electronic devices harming our children?" and "Where is Napoleon's penis, anyway?"
Episode 345: Piff the Magic Dragon
April 27th, 2017
Piff The Magic Dragon stops by the churn. 
Episode 278: Rod Stewart's Bread Surrogate
October 6th, 2016
Mike's Mic Gate dominates the conversation and Paul pays tribute to bread. Scoop Mail and  Jock vs Nerd
Episode 544: I Work In Your City Hole
January 27th, 2019
Paul needs a new welcome mat. The legend of Diamond Blades.  Scoop Addy in studio. Scoopmail and Jock Vs nerd
Episode 063: CSI High School Forensics Team
October 9th, 2014
A filthy high school harpsichordist is not getting his deposit back. When Matt watchesShawshank Redemption, Paul watches Transformers. Matt recalls a fraternity debate of going gay vs. banging a buffalo. Revisiting Indecent Proposal, the NBA's lack of nicknames, and state song debate. Scoop Mail: Worst nose hair removal story ever. Jock Vs. Nerd: Teenage Mutant Comic Creators Vs. Paul's favorite NBA Executive shoplifter.
Episode 556: Kilning Time.
March 11th, 2019
Paul’s brother John, Eltzroth and Titty Sprinkles hang for a ridiculous late night episode after spending the day doing South By So Wasted. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 387: Pigeon
August 26th, 2017
Paul has a hatred for a new problem in his neighborhood. Matt almost call in a hit. Scoop Mail and Joc vs Nerd. 
Episode 492: Blubes
August 1st, 2018
Rockaby sweet baby blubes. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs Nerd. 
Episode 477: EPIC PIFF
June 14th, 2018
Piff returns and makes scorched earth of the churn. There is no Scoopmail. There is no Jock Vs Nerd. There is only Piff.  Thank you to patreon backers for making his episode possible. This is technically a bonus episode for the week and will look like that when 475 is reposted. Hugs and Kisses. 
Episode 360: Don't Mistake My Fleekness for Weakness
June 8th, 2017
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Episode 279: Vladimir Gluten
October 10th, 2016
The night Trump's Billy Bush conversation came to light, the boys grabbed a late night drink in the churn to discuss. Also SJ stopped by her own house for this episode. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail